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Song Parodies -> "Tampon Bloody Tampon"
Original Song Title:
"Sunday Bloody Sunday"
(MP3)Original Performer:
U2
Parody Song Title:
"Tampon Bloody Tampon"
Parody Written by:
King Levinsky
The Lyrics
Can't believe what I saw today,
Left in bed by you before you went away,
Lying right beside my face,
I nearly threw up all over the place,
How Long, How Long was it lying there, How Long,
OH GOD
All Night
Tampon Bloody Tampon
Well you're such a dirty bitch,
These sheets once were white,
Now they're crimson stitch,
You shouldn't share your curse below,
I shouldn't have to wake up next to menstral flow
Tampon Bloody Tampon
Well to soap this smell is immune,
The smell of blood and fish fills my bedroom,
I guess i'll have to fumigate
It's safe to say there will not be a second date
Tampon bloody tampon
Left in bed by you before you went away,
Lying right beside my face,
I nearly threw up all over the place,
How Long, How Long was it lying there, How Long,
OH GOD
All Night
Tampon Bloody Tampon
Well you're such a dirty bitch,
These sheets once were white,
Now they're crimson stitch,
You shouldn't share your curse below,
I shouldn't have to wake up next to menstral flow
Tampon Bloody Tampon
Well to soap this smell is immune,
The smell of blood and fish fills my bedroom,
I guess i'll have to fumigate
It's safe to say there will not be a second date
Tampon bloody tampon
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Reminds me of what happened when i spent the night at my dad's house. lol.
I am all for free speech, but, sometimes, there's just subjects that really shouldn't be displayed for all to enjoy. This shoulda been sent to whatfreaks.com.
Okay, this parody was a real cheap one.
Eew! That is so disgusting!!!
Oi ! I'm raggin' bad on this one...
Ha ha this is hilarious, good work!
I've been singing the refrain since I first heard the original song, but never thought about the rest of the lyrics. Give stars, provided I get a royalty check. 😆
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