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Song Parodies -> "500 Tiles"
Original Song Title:
"500 Miles"
Original Performer:
The Proclaimers
Parody Song Title:
"500 Tiles"
Parody Written by:
Tannis Hill
The Lyrics
When I make up yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the girl who's making up to you
When I go out yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the girl who's going out with you
If I give up yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the girl who's giving up on you
And if my heart breaks yeah I know it's gonna be
It's gonna be breaking only because of you
But I would clean five hundred tiles
And I would clean five hundred more
Just to be the girl who cleaned a thousand tiles
To have a shiny floor
When I'm smirking yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the girl who's smirking right at you
'Cause when you're trying so hard just to impress me
I'ts so funny that it makes me laugh at you
When we break up yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the girl who's breaking up with you
And if it hurts me well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the girl who's getting hurt by you
But I would clean five hundred tiles
And I would clean five hundred more
Just to be the girl who cleaned a thousand tiles
To have a shiny floor
La la la la (La la la la)
La la la la (La la la la)
La la la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la (La la la la)
La la la la (La la la la)
La la la la la la la la la la la la
When I'm single yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the girl who's single 'cause of you
When I'm crying yes I know I'm gonna cry
Cry because I'm no longer with you
But I would clean five hundred tiles
And I would clean five hundred more
Just to be the girl who cleaned a thousand tiles
To have a shiny floor
La la la la (La la la la)
La la la la (La la la la)
La la la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la (La la la la)
La la la la (La la la la)
La la la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la (La la la la)
La la la la (La la la la)
La la la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la (La la la la)
La la la la (La la la la)
La la la la la la la la la la la la
Oh I would clean five hundred tiles
And I would clean five hundred more
Just to be the girl who cleaned a thousand tiles
To have a shiny floor
I'm gonna be the girl who's making up to you
When I go out yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the girl who's going out with you
If I give up yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the girl who's giving up on you
And if my heart breaks yeah I know it's gonna be
It's gonna be breaking only because of you
But I would clean five hundred tiles
And I would clean five hundred more
Just to be the girl who cleaned a thousand tiles
To have a shiny floor
When I'm smirking yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the girl who's smirking right at you
'Cause when you're trying so hard just to impress me
I'ts so funny that it makes me laugh at you
When we break up yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the girl who's breaking up with you
And if it hurts me well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the girl who's getting hurt by you
But I would clean five hundred tiles
And I would clean five hundred more
Just to be the girl who cleaned a thousand tiles
To have a shiny floor
La la la la (La la la la)
La la la la (La la la la)
La la la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la (La la la la)
La la la la (La la la la)
La la la la la la la la la la la la
When I'm single yes I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the girl who's single 'cause of you
When I'm crying yes I know I'm gonna cry
Cry because I'm no longer with you
But I would clean five hundred tiles
And I would clean five hundred more
Just to be the girl who cleaned a thousand tiles
To have a shiny floor
La la la la (La la la la)
La la la la (La la la la)
La la la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la (La la la la)
La la la la (La la la la)
La la la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la (La la la la)
La la la la (La la la la)
La la la la la la la la la la la la
La la la la (La la la la)
La la la la (La la la la)
La la la la la la la la la la la la
Oh I would clean five hundred tiles
And I would clean five hundred more
Just to be the girl who cleaned a thousand tiles
To have a shiny floor
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