Song Parodies -> "I've OCD, need help!"

Original Song Title:

"Rehumanize Yourself"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"I've OCD, need help!"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

A YouTube version of the original song can currently be found here.

I sort my stuff like a lexicon
The aardvark artwork will stay up-front
My books are A to Z or it all feels wrong
The way I organize my shelfs

My girlfriend Ann said my brain is zonked
So'd Beth an' Claire and were ousted prompt
But now Patty's cake was the last I romped
To find a Queenie I need help

I've OCD, need help!
I've OCD, need help!
I've OCD, need help!
I've OCD, need help!

Athens, Boston an' Coventry
I once took a vacation that was soo me
My luggage went to Zurich an' Xapuri
They had to put me in restraints

Caught purloining an' stopped out front
The manager came out all verbal brunt
I was "an assh*le", "a b*tch" and "a creepy c*nt"
And I was thoroughly impressed!

I've OCD, need help!
I've OCD, need help!
I've OCD, need help!
I've OCD, need help!

At work I make AA batteries
The boss said triple-A's next up for me
The thought of promotion was charging me
Again I had to be restrained

I've Aerococcus when I get germs
With porn I'm kinda anal, I can affirm
But I've no time to go to the funny farm
I have to organize my shelfs

I've OCD, need help!
I oughta catch some z's
I've OCD, need help!
I oughta catch some z's
I've OCD, need help!
I oughta catch some z's
I've OCD, need help!
I oughta catch some z's
I've OCD, need help!
I oughta catch some z's

(SPOKEN BONUS ENDING)
"And I can't stop calling the addiction hotline!"

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Rex - June 29, 2018 - Report this comment

A Bountiful Comedic Delight, Enjoyable Fun!

Matthias - June 29, 2018 - Report this comment

This was a very clever idea. Wish you used this song in a ONE WEEK NOTICE challenge because it's a fun tune. Straight A's from me bud!

Peregrin - June 29, 2018 - Report this comment

Had a lot of fun with this Peter, it's a long time since I heard the OS, jaunty tune that it is. Funny take on a subject that affects more of us (to a degree) than many of those same people would probably admit to! Nice double entendre in the porn line as well :)

Meriadoc - July 01, 2018 - Report this comment

I could set you up with several ladies named Queenie if you're into geriatrics....;D

Andy Primus - July 02, 2018 - Report this comment

Ditto Peregrin's comment. Yonks since I'd heard this one. Particularly liked the "I was an a... b... c...And I was thoroughly impressed!"

Stuart McArthur - July 06, 2018 - Report this comment

Wow, it’s a promotion going from AA battery production to AAA? Did not know that. And it would get very tricky travelling alphabetically. And expensive. Money would be better spent on a psychiatrist. 555

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