Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think that my harem's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the man
The man who has ev'ryone?
Look at this trove
Treasures untold
How many wonders can one cavern hold?
Lookin' around here you'd think
(Sure) he's got everyone

I've got brunettes and redheads aplenty
I've got blonde men and boy toys galore
(You want muscle studs?
I got ninety)
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more

I wanna be where the lovers are
I wanna see
Wanna see 'em snoggin'
Rollin' around in those
(Whad'ya call 'em?) oh - sheets!

Beatin' your own you don't get too far
Two are required for real fun, and then
Sleepin' around in a
(What's that word again?) bed

Right there they snog
Right there they croon
Right there they sleep all night in the moon
Wanderin' free
Wish I could be
Part of that world

What would I give
If I could live
'Way from these straight ones?
What would I pay
To spend a day
Warm in his sheets?
Betcha on streets
They understand
Bet they don't reprimand their homos
Hot young stud men
Sick of women
Ready for men!

And ready to know what the "married" know
Ask 'em my questions
And get some answers
What is love and why does it
(What's the word?) hurt?

When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I lust
Love to marry a man, combust?
What about me?
Wish I could be
Part of that world...