Who is the infamous face on AmIRight?
Not Rhodes or McVey, someone else
The guy who made a song about "Saturday School"
Cisco Trouble of course, Wacko Jacko
He still haven't found that toad he's looking for
No more Hong Kong Phooey, that's real bad
Though he hardly could smash the atoms
Why can't I write a parody his way?
But who cares? He's a total laughing stock!
Fitu, Fitu, Fitu Petaia
Fitu, Fitu, Fitu Petaia
Even though he hangs out
At the best Burger King in town, why worry now?

Guess who had ever flunked middle school in all his life?
Since his teacher's like a lousy mother
Yellow Eminems having Comcast with the waste
Can be real worse than just 12 snakes on an airplane
Even someone's iPod lies in his sock drawer
Village Blockbuster Video, it's still open
Is there a giraffe living in your toilet?
He's obsessed with Stevie Wonder as well
We know him, his Playstations went down the drain
Fitu, Fitu, Fitu Petaia
Fitu, Fitu, Fitu Petaia
People always wanna say
Goodbye except for him, he won't say it
Fitu, Fitu, Fitu Petaia
Fitu, Fitu, Fitu Petaia
He spends karate half-time
He's uptight 'cause everything's... quite not all right