Song Parodies -> "By Request: Kid with a Boner"

Original Song Title:

"Eye of the Tiger"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Survivor

Parody Song Title:

"By Request: Kid with a Boner"

Parody Written by:

Cheerio AmIRight, Cheerio

The Lyrics

This was originally posted by Robert D. Arndt Jr. on 7/2/2018, but given the news of the site’s imminent shutdown, this parody is worth reading again one last time. Dedicated to every male in human history as well as Carole Lombard. “Silly, but true!”

Rising up, rapid heartbeat
Girl is fine, took his glances
Can't fight the stiffness, the "tent" is complete
Just a dork and his thing left to hide

So many times it happened too fast
Because he was creepy but horny
His pants are zipped, but he knows it won't last
When he stands up there's a large sprung surprise!

(Chorus)
He's the kid with a boner
His urges can't fight
Rising up, his 6" member
Think of something to make it flaccid
Angela Merkel naked all right
Erection falls... getting smaller and smaller!!

Panties in lace, can't take the heat
Young muff, upskirt spotting
Boys will be boys with sex tales to repeat
Boobies thrill, chances nil, still gets a rise

(Chorus)

Rising up, jeans gonna pop
Crushed nuts, tighty whities
Can't stop gawking, he ain't nevergonna stop
Just a dork and his willy alive!

(Chorus)

The kid with the boner
The proud organ donor
The kid with the boner
Taped glasses geek loner

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