(Chorus)
I just called to say " I'm on Speaker."
I just called to say "How's the Weather?"
I'm here to prove that "I'm Available."
Like I did approximately "19 Times Before".

(Verse 1)
A summer's day, in "Trendy Ukraine"
Another "Burisma Investigation" begins again.
A "Zealous Prosecutor" is a "Real A-Hole"
He's become a "Major Turd" in "Our Punch Bowl".
Survival of our "Company" is looking "Grim".
Could "We" find a way to finally "Fire Him?"

(Repeat Chorus)

(Verse 2)
And now "The Big Guy" has "Shown the Way."
He created a "Brilliant Plan" that "Saved Our Day".
"He" "Withheld" a "Billion Dollars in Foreign Aid"
Until Ukraine made the "Desired Prosecutor Trade".
With "This" in place, "We" just can't "Lose."
And I mean it from the "Bottom of My Boogie Woogie Shoes".

(Repeat Chorus)