Said, "To go blow me"
Catholics now enraged
Pages they tear
Jesus
Was Not Engaged!!!

Toss me in the poopa
Shrieking in my sight
Too many blasphemies
Now I must ignite

Da Vinci paints the Mona
It must be some kind of code
Dan Brown surrenders

His Book Da Vinci
His Book Da Vinci's against the code

This Book Da Vinci
This Book Da Vinci's against the code
Book Da Vinci
This Book Da Vinci's against the code

Langdon is complaining
Role is played by Hanks?!
Who paired Tom up with Frenchie?
We just upset the franks

I can't help but glance, here
Like Carrot Top on stage
Now who's the one resoncible!?
For bashing Dan Brown's page?!

Da Vinci paints to Mona
It must be some kind of code
Brown just surrenders

His Book Da Vinci
His Book Da Vinci's against the code

This Book Da Vinci
This Book Da Vinci's against the code
This Book Da Vinci
This Book Da Vinci's against the code

I'm just another shun page
On The Vatican Street
The priests don't want this book sold
But we just lust to read!!!!!

Dark clouds, not sunny
Dan Brown's like czar
Who makes the Christians brawl
While he smokes cigars?

Don't yell at the readers
Cause it's just fiction, Fools!
Library O' America, even in your schools!

Dan Brown surrenders (surrenders)

Da Vinci paints the Mona
It must be some kind of code
Dan Brown surrenders

His Book Da Vinci
His Book Da Vinci's against the code

This Book Da Vinci
This Book Da Vinci's against the code
This Book Da Vinci
This Book Da Vinci's against the code
This Book Da Vinci
This Book Da Vinci's against the code
This Book Da Vinci
This Book Da Vinci's against the code