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Song Parodies -> "Fry Jam"
Original Song Title:
"I Got You"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Split Enz
Parody Song Title:
"Fry Jam"
Parody Written by:
BulldozerBegins
The Lyrics
This parody song was originally written with intent to be made into a sketch for Camelorum Adventures. It was inspired by the poor quality with which the intercom at Meijer played the original song, resulting in multiple mondegreens.
1. Starchy through, is it great or what?
The Pitchman said, a nutritious lot!
Like spreading fries, on buns...jelly form?
Like liquid chips, a salty flav-storm!
[First Chorus]
Well I don't know, but sometimes I'll buy Fry Jam!
It's like vegemite, but with better flavor, right? Yeah!
2.
Woopdy-do!
You're not sold yet!
The short and long;
Don't know what you'll get!
But you will see!
That it's quite pleasing!
Add some relish...
The flavor's squeezing!!!
[Second Chorus]
Well I don't know, but sometimes I'll buy Fry Jam!
It's like vegemite, but with better flavor, right? Yeah!
Well you won't know, until you've had some Fry Jam!
It's like liquid fries, and it goes great with ketchup, oh yeah!
3.
There's no doubt, it goes great with stew!
When you're without, burgers are bland too!
Where do you go? The store to get some!
When you're about, bring home and have fun!
[Repeat Second Chorus]
[Trail]
And now you know why sometimes I'll buy Fry Jam!
It comes in a jar; you can buy it in a golden can...
The Pitchman said, a nutritious lot!
Like spreading fries, on buns...jelly form?
Like liquid chips, a salty flav-storm!
[First Chorus]
Well I don't know, but sometimes I'll buy Fry Jam!
It's like vegemite, but with better flavor, right? Yeah!
2.
Woopdy-do!
You're not sold yet!
The short and long;
Don't know what you'll get!
But you will see!
That it's quite pleasing!
Add some relish...
The flavor's squeezing!!!
[Second Chorus]
Well I don't know, but sometimes I'll buy Fry Jam!
It's like vegemite, but with better flavor, right? Yeah!
Well you won't know, until you've had some Fry Jam!
It's like liquid fries, and it goes great with ketchup, oh yeah!
3.
There's no doubt, it goes great with stew!
When you're without, burgers are bland too!
Where do you go? The store to get some!
When you're about, bring home and have fun!
[Repeat Second Chorus]
[Trail]
And now you know why sometimes I'll buy Fry Jam!
It comes in a jar; you can buy it in a golden can...
© myself, Dozerfleet Records, Every Ape and His Brother. Camelorum Adventures ™ Dozerfleet Comics.
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