Song Parodies -> "Sass Sass Sass"

Original Song Title:

"Sad Sad Sad"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Sass Sass Sass"

Parody Written by:

I Got Stoned 2X at Ohio State University!

The Lyrics

There's one of these in every social unit.

(* ELECTRIC GUITAR: DA-DA! DA-DA! DA-DA! DA-DA-DA DA-DA DA-DA DA-DA DA! *)

(* CYMBAL BASH! THEN MICK STARTS SNARLING THE LYRICS IN HIS TYPICAL COCKY DEMEANOR. AND WE LOVE HIM FOR THAT. THIS IS HOW MANY ROLLING STONES SONGS START. IT'S MY OBSERVATION *)

Fling you out into orbit
No one wants to hear you shout
And who really wants to to hear you?
Why don't you get lost and pout?
Cuz you sass sass sass
Sass sass sass
Sass sass sass
And you better shut up

The alcohol makes you meaner
Throwing all your weight about
And you act so obnoxious
Your screams won't get you anywhere
Cuz you sass sass sass
Sass sass sass
Sass sass sass
And you better shut up

(* SAX! TWO BLEATS! *)

Oh, it's the same scene
You're a drama queen
We are tired of your bellyaching
We are tired of your constant grousing
You big baby, time to change your diapers now!

Cuz you sass sass sass
Piss and moan
Sass sass sass
And you better shut up
Cuz you sass sass sass
Sass sass sass
Sass sass sass
And you better shut up
You better shut up
You better shut up
You better shut up
You better shut up, up, up
Ooh yeah!

A fun and easy song to rewrite. Full of oomph and energy.

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