Rudolph got ran over by my grandpa,
ridin' round in his big ugly truck,
all of us are celebratin' christmas
but that reindeer, he is surely f'ed

he was drinkin' too much egg nog
as he loaded the big-rigg
we we're openin' our presents
and swallowin' the puddin' made of fig

oh the snow that fell was heavy
and the winter wind was soft
he was flippin' off the chevy
that had come up suddenly and cut him off

Rudolph got ran over by my grandpa,
ridin' round in his big ugly truck,
all of us are celebratin' christmas
but that ol reindeer, he is surely f'ed

grandpa, bubba is a slickster
afraid that friends would think him ill
so he gut and stuffed old rudolph and stuck
him on our snowly covered hill

grandpa passed away this summer
but because we had no pay
we gut and stuffed him for the winter
and he'll be santa on our porch display

Rudolph got ran over by my grandpa,
ridin' round in his big ugly truck,
all of us are celebratin' christmas
but that ol reindeer, he is surely f'ed