Song Parodies -> "Vandal"

Original Song Title:

"Scandal"

Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Vandal"

Parody Written by:

Darth Chaos

The Lyrics

Vandal - now you broke it, Allstate will wanna know
Hey vandal, made my life into a Springer show

I'll get a headache, you'll get a nose break
I'll hear you pleadin', see your knees quake
Over and over and over again

Vandal - now you broke it, I can't go get no food
Hey vandal, I showed the town you're a bad dude

You broke my Harley, busted my headlight
Blew up my PC, gonna get a fistfight
Over and over and over again

You better know when I'm there, I'm gonna get the damn Chair
I'll have you strung in the air and tell you "Cremation of Care"
It's only my wife's, it's twisted and broken

I'll get a headache, you'll get a nose break, yeah
I'll hear you pleadin', I'll say for Christ's sake
Over and over and over and over again

Vandal
Vandal
Vandal
Vandal - Yes you're broke in my house again
Vandal - Breakin' in my house again

Today it's hard times, tomorrow's headlines
And no-one really knows the crooks from the guys
And in the end I'm gonna be tanning your hide

Tanning and tanning and tanning your hide

Vandal
Vandal
Vandal

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