Song Parodies -> "Keep On Knockin' Up My Friend's Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Keep On Rockin' In The Free World"

Original Performer:

"Keep On Knockin' Up My Friend's Girl"

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The Lyrics

this couple on my street
long time i knew
nicest people you could meet
but the wife is kinda loose

and its a warning sign that i shoulda read
the behavior she's displayin'
should have filled me with dread
don't feel like matin'...its no knock on him
but i got that girl pregnant
every time i dove in

keep on knockin' up my friend's girl
keep on knockin' up my friend's girl
keep on knockin' up my friend's girl
keep on knockin' up my friend's girl

i see that woman every night
havin' babies is her plan
though i know it ain't right
i'm a lovestruck man
and she had one kid...okay
i thought that's the end of it
creatin' life...is what i've done to whit
we had more kids
now, the oldest one's in school
though she never fell in love
she enjoys my gene pool

keep on knockin' up my friend's girl
keep on knockin' up my friend's girl
keep on knockin' up my friend's girl
keep on knockin' up my friend's girl

we've humped a thousand times, that's right
i'm a virile man
she's just so kind and generous
but its out of hand
she wants it more and more...it never tapers
i can resist foxes...so i always lay her
got a husband that's sterile
and with no sex drive
got love to burn
so in i dive

keep on knockin' up my friend's girl
keep on knockin' up my friend's girl
keep on knockin' up my friend's girl
keep on knockin' up my friend's girl

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Charlie Decker - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment

Great! Excellent song choice.

Leo Jay - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment

Won't vote, since I don't know the orig well enough, but great idea/adaptation of original title.

Paul Robinson - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment

You da' man, Alvin...5's...

jango - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment

Very tasteless. The title hooked me.

alvin rhodes - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment

thanks, all, for the comments

Michael Pacholek - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment

When a parody about sex is this good, what HAS love got to do with it? (Actually, plenty, but that wouldn't be funny.) And good job of slipping it past the goalie -- I mean, the censor -- but then, he is from Bruins territory.

Meriadoc - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment

I only know the chorus, so I had to pass on the votes too, but couldn't resist taking a look. I think you just wrote my brother's biography...! :-P

alvin rhodes - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment

thanks for takin' a look

??? - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment

l like it btw, but i thought we werent allowed to writ sexual parodies?

SheDuke - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment

You are my parody hero...keep on rocking!

Christie Marie M - October 03, 2008 - Report this comment

Alvin, I wanna give a shout out to a parody well done!! Sorry I didn't notice it right away. I have this friend who's going out with a younger woman and ended up knocking her up! She even started college too, while he has a full time career for an insurance agency. She's due in May. You da' man, Alvin!!!

alvin - October 05, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks sheduke, christine and dr. music

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