You know 'Murca is the land of meat
Come here if balooneys' enough
For the milk, for the honey
Just like a good Juan

We've a shih tzu fireside
Whole party's unified
Supporters come pass the border
Binge on lemming quads

Come on migrants, eat the pets
Human rights here's as good as it gets
Come show up, in the flick of a switch
Come on migrants, on the fritz
Come here quickly, there's no grits

Sitting down for a rabbit thai
Ask the waiter for shepherd's pie
Don't take a knee, or chicken at three
If frozen let it go

Hamsters and filly strips
You'll love the taste of chihuahua nips
Have poodle, it's now yankee-doodle
On the kitchen stove

Come on migrants, eat the pets
The supply here's as good as it gets
Go tits up with your parakeet itch
Come on migrants, bring the nets
Come on migrants, take out vets
Come on migrants, eat a donkey
Come on migrants, the full monty

Have a ewe, if your cup of tea
Suck down, dessert honey bees
Stew a pony, have a cow calzone
Horns go down Juan

Eat farmer's market geese
Eat red-blooded eagle cheese
Elfs off-the-shelf, you'll chow down twelve
Or try the dachshund bones

Come on migrants, eat the pets
Suburbs here's as good as it gets
Come show up, put a cat in a quiche
Come on migrants, swamp like frogs
Come on migrants, eat the dogs
Running here like on fire cheetahs
I wanna greet you - SUCK ON IT PETA!

Come here migrants, eat the pets!
Come now migrants, eat the pets!
Come all migrants, eat the pets!
Come on migrants, eat the peeeets!