Mmm-Hmm-mm.

I'm gonna change my face,
for once in my life.
It's not gonna look real good,
gonna look a bit different,
not gonna look so ri-i-ight.

As I, run and i trip and fall,
and mess up my pretty nose,
I start to realize:
I can get it fixed
with plastic surgery!
And I think I
will make my eyes
so slim that i can't really see.
So I wan't look like fart,
I think I'll do something smart,
and point up my shnoz.
And get about a hundred face jobs,
so I can look like Diana Ross.
OH boy, this is such a great loss!

I'm startin' with the plastic surgeon,
I'm askin' him to change my face.
I want my nose to be a bit thinner.
If you want the press to have a field day,
you better ask the surgeon to change your face.
Ya ya ya, ya ya ya, ya ya ya ya.

I've been a victim of,
the plastic su-urgeon.
And his persuasive ways.
There are some who I love,
but not ones I can trust,
Because they're really
tellin' me,
that i am lookin' pretty good.
I'm gonna get some more,
more than ever before,
because I love surgery
(Love surgery)
Yeah, I love my looks ya' see,
my face, and my beauty,
that's why i'm doing this to me!

I'm startin' with the plastic surgeon,
I'm askin' him to change my face.
I want my nose to be a bit thinner.
If you want the press to have a field day,
you better ask the surgeon to change your face.
I'm startin' with the plastic surgeon, (ooh!)
I'm askin' him to change my face. (ooh!)
I want my nose to be a bit thinner.
If you want the press to have a field day,
you better ask the surgeon to change your face.
Ya ya ya, ya ya ya, ya ya ya ya..
(face....)
Change my face.