-> "You Beat It"
Original Song Title:
"Beat it"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"You Beat It"
The Lyrics
They told her in court you will have to appear
The remaining four offences are not gonna simply disappear
Judge Perry is presiding and his words were really clear
You beat it, You beat it
You better serve, six more days young woman
Don't wanna see no media, Baez has it all planned
Don‘t wanna see your mom, don’t wanna see your dad
You beat it, but not everybody is glad
You beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
The prosecution was defeated
Showed ’em how deceitful and malicious was your fight
It didn't even matter if the jury was wrong or right
You beat it, beat it
You beat it, beat it
You beat it, beat it
You beat it, beat it
They're out to get you, better move when you can
Better hide on July 13th, better fly to Houston
You wanna stay alive, better do what you can
You beat it, You beat it
You have to show Nancy Grace that you're really not scared
You're playin' with the media, but you are also the perfect liar
They'll hound you, then they’ll bait you,
They'll tell you a million for a book deal is fair
You beat it, but not everybody is glad
You beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
The prosecution was defeated
Showed ’em how deceitful and malicious was your fight
It didn't even matter if the jury was wrong or right
You beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
The prosecution was defeated
Showed ’em how deceitful and malicious was your fight
It didn't even matter if the jury was wrong or right
You beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
The prosecution was defeated
Showed ’em how deceitful and malicious was your fight
It didn't even matter if the jury was wrong or right
You beat it, beat it
Beat it, beat it, beat it
Beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
The prosecution was defeated
Showed ’em how deceitful and malicious was your fight
It didn't even matter if the jury was wrong or right
[ and repeat on, and on, until the end…]
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