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Song Parodies -> "Venereal Girl"
Original Song Title:
"Material Girl"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Madonna
Parody Song Title:
"Venereal Girl"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
I was an original hardcore Madonna fan in the '80s, but am a "Little Monster" now for Mother Monster- Lady GaGa!!!
Some Johns kiss me, some Johns stick me
If I think they're O.K.
But if they don't have proper protection
I just walk away
The Johns can beg and they can plead
With streetwalkers every night, that's right
But the boy with the bright red rash
Isn‘t gettin‘ any tonight, 'cause we are
Living in a bacterial world
And I am a venereal girl
You know that we are living in a bacterial world
And I am a venereal girl
Some Johns romance, some Johns pay cash
That's all right with me
But if they can't wear a condom then
They risk an STD
Some are straight and some are bi, even
Lesbian or Gay
But only those with penicillin
Can make the pain go away, 'cause they are
Living in a bacterial world
And I am a venereal girl
You know that we are living in a bacterial world
And I am a venereal girl
Living in a bacterial world (bacterial)
Living in a bacterial world
Living in a bacterial world (bacterial)
Living in a bacterial world
Johns may come and Johns may go
And that's all right with me
Prostitution has made me rich
Even with HIV, 'cause everybody's
Living in a bacterial world
And I am a venereal girl
You know that we are living in a bacterial world
And I am a venereal girl
A bacterial, a bacterial, a bacterial, a bacterial world
Living in a bacterial world (bacterial)
Living in a bacterial world
If I think they're O.K.
But if they don't have proper protection
I just walk away
The Johns can beg and they can plead
With streetwalkers every night, that's right
But the boy with the bright red rash
Isn‘t gettin‘ any tonight, 'cause we are
Living in a bacterial world
And I am a venereal girl
You know that we are living in a bacterial world
And I am a venereal girl
Some Johns romance, some Johns pay cash
That's all right with me
But if they can't wear a condom then
They risk an STD
Some are straight and some are bi, even
Lesbian or Gay
But only those with penicillin
Can make the pain go away, 'cause they are
Living in a bacterial world
And I am a venereal girl
You know that we are living in a bacterial world
And I am a venereal girl
Living in a bacterial world (bacterial)
Living in a bacterial world
Living in a bacterial world (bacterial)
Living in a bacterial world
Johns may come and Johns may go
And that's all right with me
Prostitution has made me rich
Even with HIV, 'cause everybody's
Living in a bacterial world
And I am a venereal girl
You know that we are living in a bacterial world
And I am a venereal girl
A bacterial, a bacterial, a bacterial, a bacterial world
Living in a bacterial world (bacterial)
Living in a bacterial world
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Robert - In a word...catchy! ;D
"Children behave, that's what they say when we're together, and watch how you play..." Oops! wrong song! ;-D But great job on this song Robert! 5's! ;-)
I love this one.....!! It dead on!!
In 85 I thought this song's lyrics were crass haughty boasting as well as the OS being a lame New Wave imitation for Yups. Nonetheless, your lyrical parody is excellent and hits the nail on the head hard! It reflects what should be taught more in schools: "No glove, no love". Right on!
OMG, this had me laughing out loud! Great parody!
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