Song Parodies -> "Mushroom Kingdom Dong"

Original Song Title:

"Bette Davis Eyes"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Mushroom Kingdom Dong"

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The Lyrics

Thanks to Stormy Daniels, lots of people will never look at “Toad” (from the Mario franchise) the same way again.

He wants to rule again
Been down for too long
He’ll free the J6 men
He’s got Mushroom Kingdom dong

He wants to win the caucus
Without fighting too strong
Debates, he didn’t show
He’s got Mushroom Kingdom dong

And he’s screaming
While he’s dreaming
Of opponents he’ll be creaming
He’s pernicious
And he knows just what it takes to get his wishes
Hear his creepy prison anthem song*
He’s got Mushroom Kingdom dong

He says he’ll be a dic-
-tator, but not for long
Only a day, done quick
He’s got Mushroom Kingdom dong

He thinks that only losers
Care about right and wrong
He blamed it on bone spurs
He’s got Mushroom Kingdom dong

Though he’s aging
He’s still raging
And his lawyers he’s always paging
He’s so vicious
And he thinks the Prez can do what-e’er he wishes
If he wins
It would be wrong
He’s got Mushroom Kingdom dong

And he’s grifting
Folks are gifting
Him donations though which he’s sifting
He’s pernicious
And he knows just what it takes to get his wishes
If he wins
It would be wrong
He’s got Mushroom Kingdom dong

And he’s fixin’
To dodge prison
Mason-Dixon
He’s got Mushroom Kingdom dong
He’s gone crazy
Or just lazy
Mind’s so hazy
He’s got Mushroom Kingdom dong

*Donald Trump released a song called “Justice For All” which features himself reciting the Pledge of Allegiance, interspersed with a group of January 6ers singing the National Anthem inside prison walls. It sounds as eerie as its description.

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