You ain't crazy
I ain't gonna lie anymore
What you're smellin'
I’m the reason for
I wanna drink milk
Oh, gotta drink milk

Takin’ beano, oh
You know I've tried
The bombs I’m droppin’
Make you tear up in your eyes
I'm gonna drink milk

Darlin'
Tell the truth
Don't blame it on me
This is my last chance
I need to change my pants

Does whoever smelt it dealt it?
I don't know
Maybe we're blaming the dog
(So check my shoe)
So darlin', oh
How can I hold on forever?
The bathroom is mighty far, oh no
Well, it might’ve been a shart
I had to fart

One by one
I let them all just fly
When I can't hold on
I give alibis
Now, I'm gonna drink milk
All day I got to drink milk

I don't wanna move
I don't wanna make a sound
Sooner or later, honey
There gonna find out
Mama, when you gotta drink milk
Come on, come on

Darlin'
Tell the truth
Don't blame it on me
Need this one last chance
I need to change my pants

Does whoever smelt it dealt it?
I don't know
Maybe we're blaming the dog
(So check my shoe)
So darlin', oh
How can I hold on forever?
The bathroom is mighty far, oh no
Well, it might’ve been a shart
I had to fart

Why am I so torn apart
Don’t need any more
Lactose in my diet
People say that milk is bad
So how was I to know
The milk I drank
Those years and years
Can't do a
Body good anymore

Darlin'
Tell me the truth
Don't blame it on me
This is my final chance
I need to change my pants
Does whoever smelt it dealt it?
I don't know
(So check my shoe)
Maybe we're blaming the dog
So, darlin', oh
How can I hold on forever?
The bathroom is might far
Well, I think it was a shart
I had to fart

Does whoever smelt it dealt it?
I don't know but
But maybe we're blaming the dog
(So check my shoe)
So, darling, oh
How can I hold on forever?
The bathroom is mighty far
Well, it must’ve been a shart
I had to fart