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Song Parodies -> "To All the Kids on the Jersey Shore"
Original Song Title:
"To All the Girls I've Loved Before"
Original Performer:
Julio Iglesias and Willie Nelson
Parody Song Title:
"To All the Kids on the Jersey Shore"
Parody Written by:
Tony Wiseguy
The Lyrics
Even though I'm originally from the Jersey shore and lived in Lavallette, Point Pleasant and Seaside Park, I never would have been picked to be on Jersey Shore, A) I'm too old and be I'm your prototypical 158 pound weakling!
To all the kids on the Jersey Shore
I wouldn't call you insecure
You need a drinking song
I dedicate this bong
To all the kids on the Jersey Shore.
To all the kids who got undressed
Was it a houseguest or incest?
Wild oats you had to sow
I owe nothing I know
To all the kids on the Jersey Shore.
It seems like they are always fighting
And just when things seem okay
There they are once again fighting
Just like an instant replay.
To all the kids who love the night life
Please stay away from sharp knives
You can be so headstrong
I dedicate this thong
To all the kids on the Jersey Shore.
To all the kids who had laundry
Sammi, Vinny, Pauly and Snooki
You turned it into an art
I'll never be a part
Of all the kids on the Jersey Shore.
It seems like they are always tanning
And using lots of hairspray
And if they continue to keep on tanning
Skin cancer won't be far away.
To all the kids on the Jersey Shore
Don't forget your manicure
Hit that gym real strong
I dedicate this bong
To all the kids on the Jersey Shore.
To all the kids on the Jersey Shore
I wouldn't call you insecure
I hope you all get along
I dedicate this song
To all the kids on the Jersey Shore.
I wouldn't call you insecure
You need a drinking song
I dedicate this bong
To all the kids on the Jersey Shore.
To all the kids who got undressed
Was it a houseguest or incest?
Wild oats you had to sow
I owe nothing I know
To all the kids on the Jersey Shore.
It seems like they are always fighting
And just when things seem okay
There they are once again fighting
Just like an instant replay.
To all the kids who love the night life
Please stay away from sharp knives
You can be so headstrong
I dedicate this thong
To all the kids on the Jersey Shore.
To all the kids who had laundry
Sammi, Vinny, Pauly and Snooki
You turned it into an art
I'll never be a part
Of all the kids on the Jersey Shore.
It seems like they are always tanning
And using lots of hairspray
And if they continue to keep on tanning
Skin cancer won't be far away.
To all the kids on the Jersey Shore
Don't forget your manicure
Hit that gym real strong
I dedicate this bong
To all the kids on the Jersey Shore.
To all the kids on the Jersey Shore
I wouldn't call you insecure
I hope you all get along
I dedicate this song
To all the kids on the Jersey Shore.
All my lyrics are copyrighted.
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Tony - Fine send-up! A minor quibble - the title might fit the music better without the word "the". I wish I knew more about TJS phenomenon...there's a song from the musical "Oliver" that begs for a Jersey Shore version..."I'm Reviewing THE SITUATION". ;D
Having lived my whole life within 20 miles of the Jersey Shore, I can give you another reason why you never would have been picked: You can properly use words like "prototypical" and "headstrong"! Did you hear about the new comedy club in Seaside Heights? It's called "I Don't Get It." (Old joke.)
Funny- 555!!!
Thanks for the feedback guys. Actually, ODB I posted this without listening to the original song, but if it sounds better without "the" than without "the" it shall be! Thats right Michael, "prototypical" might be a challenge for some of those guys! I've changed the last line to say "I would call you self absorbed"!
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