Rising up, straight to the top
Played some golf, got the glory
Went the distance, now he’s not gonna stop
Just a man and his harem times five

Out on the links, out in the heat
You need more than a caddy
Where’s the man who can help you to cheat?
Mr. Bell has the skill to connive


It’s the fly of the Tiger, and it’s open all night
It’s a thing called adult-ry in the Bible
And a name on the cell phone is the cause of the fight
And it seems nothing closes the fly -- of the Tiger

So many girls, the count’s at fifteen
Who knew a golfer could be horny?
Out of the woodwork they came with their tales
And those boobs that defy gravitee


It’s the fly of the Tiger, and it’s open all night
It’s a thing called adult-ry in the Bible
And a name on the cell phone is the cause of the fight
And it seems nothing closes the fly -- of the Tiger


Backin’ up, to avoid getting beat
Mr. Woods took his chances
Down the driveway he backed into the street
When you’re caught you should not text and drive

It’s the fly of the Tiger, and it’s open all night
It’s a thing called adult-ry in the Bible
And a name on the cell phone is the cause of the fight
And it seems nothing closes the fly -- of the Tiger