Song Parodies -> "I Hate Computers"

Original Song Title:

"I Hate Myself For Loving You"

Original Performer:

Joan Jett

Parody Song Title:

"I Hate Computers"

Parody Written by:

Robert Allred

The Lyrics

This song is based off my true feelings for technology. Cursed by Bill Gates since 1985

Workin thru the day pushing on, What the hell now, my screen is gone!
Another daily crash and burn, the work I did there's no return.

I hate computers day and night, they screw me over and never can work riiiight!
I hate computers every day, piss me off in multiple ways.
All they do is give me pain and drive me completely insane!

Techy geeks and nerds think they're swell. Computers can go straight to Hell!
Desktops, Craptops give me fits, They're all big steaming piles of Sh#!

Computers they are not my friend. I'll hate their guts to the very bitter eeeend!
I hate computers every day, drive me nuts in so many ways.
All they do is give me strife, I hate them more than my exwife!!

Tablets and smart phones such a crock! I hate them but I love their stocks.
Apple, Windows, Linux too, Bill Gates most of all I hate you!

The crash and burn on me each day. Whats worst of all is I just cant get awaaaay!
I hate computers day and night, get those damn things outta my sight.
Makes me proud to be a luddite. I hate computers day and night

I hate computers every day, Crash and waste my time away.
All they do is give me grief, and piss me off beyond belief!

I hate desktops, And craptops too.
Computers I really hate you!

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Mikey - November 20, 2015 - Report this comment

Damn right. COMPUTERS SUCK ASS

Gil Bates - November 20, 2015 - Report this comment

Right on bro! I thought I was alone. Even when they work, they're a waste of time. They're good for conducting terrorism, though.

Rick - February 26, 2016 - Report this comment

Abolutely!!! Computers suck. Glad somebody else agrees

Jack Boot - February 26, 2016 - Report this comment

Whenever I see a little old lady walking toward me on the street, looking down at her device, I purposely collide with her, knocking her on her back. My first footstep on her body ruptures her aorta. My second step drives her eyeballs deep into her skull. Then I say, "Heads up!" and stomp her device.

Proggressive Doosh - February 28, 2016 - Report this comment

I wonder if this knuckle dragging technophobic rube sees the irony of.using a computer to inflict this paen to his hatred of computers on the rest of us who are also using computers to view it

Glen - February 28, 2016 - Report this comment

Hey, Douchebag, you can also read this on other tech gadgets. Just pull your head out your butthole!

Proggressive Doosh - February 29, 2016 - Report this comment

Why should i pull my head out of my ass, Glen? I'm a prog-doosh, after all. That's where it belongs.

Rob - March 30, 2016 - Report this comment

Hey Glen of course I know this was written on a piece of crap computer.A sick irony but no other way for everyone to view. SADLY.The fact is I can count on computers for thing only.system failure. Sincerely, the proud luddite.

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