You wonder why I'm like this all the time
What can I say
I can't explain it, but I always have been this way
You think that I sure need help, that I'm twisted and sick, so sick
But your stream from above is the one thing that makes me tick

When you insist on knowing my bliss
I'll tell you this
If you wanna know what the reason is
'Cause I need your golden shower, in the midnight hour

Because your piss, your piss is on my list
Because your piss, your piss is on my list
Because your piss is on my list, of the best things in life
Because your piss, your piss is on my list
Because your piss, your piss I can't resist
I want your piss, I do insist, when I turn out the light

I go crazy wondering if you'll indulge me with pee
If it's yellow or clear I don't mind, doesn't mean much to me
Sometimes you say that your tank's empty, and that sure isn't fun, no fun
Regret what I like? No I don't, cause you're number 1!

When folks insist on knowing my bliss
I'll tell them this
If they wanna know what the reason is
It's cause I need your golden shower, in the midnight hour

Because your piss, your piss is on my list
Because your piss, your piss is on my list
Because your piss is on my list, of the best things in life
Because your piss, your piss is on my list
Because your piss, your piss I can't resist
I want your piss, I do insist, when I turn out the light

So won't you piss on me?

Because your piss, your piss is on my list
Because your piss, your piss is on my list
Because your piss is on my list, of the best things in life
Because your piss, your piss is on my list
Because your piss, your piss I can't resist
I want your piss, I do insist, when I turn out the light