Song Parodies -> "Bullshitter"

Original Song Title:

"Maneater"

Original Performer:

"Bullshitter"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Herman Cain now faces the accusation of having a 13 year affair with Ginger White of Atlanta, Ga. A businesswoman, Cain even paid her travel expenses. And still the denials keep coming. We are now up to 2 paid sex claim NRA employees, 2 other women sexually assaulted, and a 13 year affair. Cain's lack of integrity and honesty in these matters makes him untrustworthy and will cost him Evangelical votes as well as a percentage of female votes. He needs to come clean and stop all the BS...

He’s lied to us and his wife
The dirty low-down type
Knows not the truth
He’s lied to us before
Good at debating
But when it’s honesty
Herman Cain just ignores (all claims)

First there were the claims of three
What a stink
Media frenzy
Rumors spread like fire
At least two claims
Proved Cain was a bad liar
NRA mattered
He tried a cover-up
But they were paid $40k or more (each)

(Oh-no, here he comes)
Watch out girls
He'll make lewd props
(Oh-no, here he comes)
He's a bullshitter
(Oh-no, here he comes)
Watch out girls
He'll make lewd props
(Oh-no, here he comes)
He's a bullshitter

Now what is he gonna do?
He looks like a damn fool
He’s a bad man
And Ginger White could really tear him apart
13 year affair
Denials on the air
He’s already lost support

(Oh-no, here he comes)
Watch out girls
He'll make lewd props
(Oh-no, here he comes)
He's a bullshitter
(Oh-no, here he comes)
Watch out girls
He'll make lewd props
(Oh-no, here he comes)
He's a bullshitter

[Instrumental Interlude]

Oh-no!
(Oh-no, here he comes)
Here he comes
Watch out girls
He'll make lewd props
(Whoa-oh, here he comes
(Watch out) he's a bullshitter
(Oh-no, here he comes)
(He's a bullshitter)
Yeah, watch his numbers drop
(Oh-no, here he comes)
Here he comes, he's a bullshitter
(Oh-no, here he comes)
(Watch out)
He’s lied to us and his wife
(Oh-oh, here he comes)
Here he comes
He's a bullshitter
(Oh-no, here he comes)
(He's a bullshitter)
Rumors spread like fire (all true)
(Oh-no, here he comes)
Here he comes
Watch out girls, watch out girls
(Oh-no, here he comes)
Oh, watch out, watch out
Watch out, watch out
(Oh-no, here he comes)
(Oh-YES) he's a bullshitter
(Oh-no, here he comes)
(He's a bullshitter)
He's good at debating , so-so
(Oh-no, here he comes)
YES, he's a bullshitter

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Porfle Popnecker - November 29, 2011 - Report this comment

Who does this guy think he is, Bill Clinton?

Rob Arndt - November 29, 2011 - Report this comment

Good one Porfle, thanks! No, he thinks he is God as he never admits to doing anything to anyone in his entire life! Let's see that clown walk on water ;-)

Gimme Da Truth Now, Don't Want No Sham - November 29, 2011 - Report this comment

Grover Cleveland's opponent revealed that Grover had an illegitimate son. Grover didn't deny it and he also paid child support. He went on to serve 2 terms in the White House and he married during his tenure and fathered more children in wedlock. Bill Clinton didn't deny his sexcapades and MJ smoking. Barack Obama came forth with admissions of MJ and cocaine use. Bush 2 and Cheney both have DUI records. Cleveland, Clinton and Obama didn't try to be holier than thou and they didn't BS about their "transgressions". Herman Cain apparantly hasn't learned from these people.

Really? - November 30, 2011 - Report this comment

Bill Clinton, "I DID NOT have sex with that woman"... yeah right. And Barack's birth certificate? Hmm, took 2.5 years to reveal- to the Birthers, so what was HE hiding? And then there's his blood family that he refuses to help- what a humanitarian! GDTN, don't even get me started!

Fed Up - November 30, 2011 - Report this comment

Cain is a such a liar that he should join the Democratic Party as he is both immoral and unethical. What btw is "The Machine" against him? He tried to blame Perry, the media, invent conspiracy theories, refers to the court of public opinion, etc... so will his last resort be the race card?

constitution guy - November 30, 2011 - Report this comment

hmm, didn't know they had a trial and found him guilty yet. besides, after all the crap clinton pulled, even if cain did those things, who is an liberal to complain? he probably knows how to get us out of debt and doesn't claim there's 57 states so what he may have did isnt as important as the destruction the liberal voters have done though odumba. they stand by their men all the time no matter what. cain went down in the polls because conservative voters want integrity. liberals, they dont care at all as evidenced by clinton, frank, and the list goes on to include every elected demoncrat.

Fact Checker - November 30, 2011 - Report this comment

Number one, there are 46 States and 4 Commonwealths( Pennsylvania Massachusetts, Kentucky, and Virginia) in the US and number two, we don't live in a pure democracy, but a Constitutional Republic. Third, who cares what liberals think? This is a Conservative race and he's plummeting (i.e. Re-assessment= deciding to stay in or get out of the race).

Phil Alexander - December 01, 2011 - Report this comment

Isn't being a bulls***ter a prerequisite for running for office, though? Shouldn't the main question be his competence? Not that I really mean this, it's more that it gives me the opportunity to ask: "Is Cain able?"

..funny that a comment that contains the title of the song itself isn't allowed :)

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