a truly disgusting sight
you’re the dog-loving type
and I am, too, but what you do with Thor…
letting him licking
your ice cream, like you do, why not put some on the floor?

so many just get brain freeze
but you’re risking doggy disease
letting him go wild, slobbering on your frozen treat, with tongue
something’s the matter
I’ve heard of puppy love, but this takes it way too far

(Sharing With The Pup) A Good Boy, He Licks It Up
(Please, Kas, That’s Enough!) He’s A Cone Licker
(Sharing With The Pup) A Good Boy, He Licks It Up
(Please, Kas, That’s Enough!) He’s A Cone Licker

although he is man’s best friend
who knows where that tongue’s been?
it’s gnarly, Kas, it could really make some people barf
nothing the matter
with just trying to share, but a-yeesh, this is too far!

(Sharing With The Pup) A Good Boy, He Licks It Up
(Please, Kas, That’s Enough!) He’s A Cone Licker
(Sharing With The Pup) A Good Boy, He Licks It Up
(Please, Kas, That’s Enough!) He’s A Cone Licker

Ooh
(Sharing With The Pup) Hungry Pup, A Good Boy, He Licks It Up
(Please, Kas, That’s Enough! Grossed Out!) He’s A Cone Licker
(Sharing With The Pup, He’s A Cone Licker) Ooh, He’ll Lick It Up
(Please, Kas, That’s Enough!) That’s Enough Of That Cone Licking
(Please, Kas, That’s Enough! Grossed Out!) It Just Doesn't Look Quite Right, Eww…
(Sharing With The Pup) Hungry Pup, He’s A Cone Licker (Please, Kas, That’s Enough! He’s A Cone Licker) His Licking Gets Wild, Eww!
(Lick That Ice Cream, Pup!) That’s Enough! Grossed Out, Kas! Grossed Out, Kas!
(Sharing With The Pup) Oh, Gross-Out! Gross-Out! Gross-Out! Gross-Out!
(Please, Kas, That’s Enough!) Yech! Yech! He’s A Cone Licker
(Please, Kas, That’s Enough! With The Cone Licker) I’m Watching Him Licking, Eww...
(Sharing With The Pup) He’s A Cone Licker