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Song Parodies -> "Damn Child Of Mine"
Original Song Title:
"Sweet Child Of Mine"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Guns N' Roses
Parody Song Title:
"Damn Child Of Mine"
Parody Written by:
metalheadjake
The Lyrics
Remember that child
In my last song
The one with eyes of the bluest sky
Well it turns out she had a kid
Oh my god, look what I Did
Woa, Oh woa, Damn child of mine
Woa, oh woa, uj oh how could this be mine
I remember back in that affair
Crap now I'll have to pay for child welfare
And I couldn't be more pissed.
Woa, Oh woa, Damn child of mine
Woa, oh woa, uj oh how could this be mine
Guitar solo
Woa, Oh, woa! Damn child of mi-y-ine!
Woa, oh woa, uj oh how could this be mine
Woa, Oh, woa! Damn child of mi-y-ine!
(this is the part of the song that's all acoustic)
Went to the doctor, went to the doctor
Woa, went to docta, went to the doctor
Took a dna test, went to the doctor
the kid's not yours
Wooooaaaaa! Damn child, Damn child, I don't have to pay for that damn chi-il-hi-il-HI-ld... of mine.
In my last song
The one with eyes of the bluest sky
Well it turns out she had a kid
Oh my god, look what I Did
Woa, Oh woa, Damn child of mine
Woa, oh woa, uj oh how could this be mine
I remember back in that affair
Crap now I'll have to pay for child welfare
And I couldn't be more pissed.
Woa, Oh woa, Damn child of mine
Woa, oh woa, uj oh how could this be mine
Guitar solo
Woa, Oh, woa! Damn child of mi-y-ine!
Woa, oh woa, uj oh how could this be mine
Woa, Oh, woa! Damn child of mi-y-ine!
(this is the part of the song that's all acoustic)
Went to the doctor, went to the doctor
Woa, went to docta, went to the doctor
Took a dna test, went to the doctor
the kid's not yours
Wooooaaaaa! Damn child, Damn child, I don't have to pay for that damn chi-il-hi-il-HI-ld... of mine.
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| 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 1 | 1 | 2 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | ||||||||
| 5 | 1 | 3 | 1 |
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Huh? The pacing is all wrong, and it's not got one redeeming quality to it. Three 1s. The only 5 you're getting from me is this: Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap.
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