Oh, I Guess It Would Be Nice
If I Could Watch Your TV
I Know That Everybody
Has Got A TV Like Me

Oh, Let's See What's On
Before I Give It All Away
Oh Look There's Kelly Ripa
Without Regis

Oh Well, There's Faith Ford Too,They Act Like Sisters
Faith Ford Plays Hope, Kelly Ripa
Plays Faith The Sister, A Former Soap Star
Well It Takes The Ratings Baby, But I'm
Watching It Now

Let's Watch Hope & Faith
Hope &... Faith
Yes, Let's Watch Hope & Faith, Faith, Faith
Let's Watch Hope & Faith, Faith, Faith

Ripa, I Know You Left All My Children
With Your Husband Named Mark
You Say This Show's The Best

Maybe You Mean This Show's Like Newlyweds
But It's Only On Til' Fridays
On ABC A Network From Disney

Regis Philbin Made Guest Appearances
Along With Kathie Lee Gifford
Oh Well, I Reconsider The Daytime Talk Show
Well I Need Someone To Watch This Show
Alone With Me Right Now

It's Time For Hope And Faith
It's Time For Hope And Faith