-> "Nothing's Gonna Make A Girl A Boy"
Original Song Title:
"Nothing's Gonna Change My Love For You"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Nothing's Gonna Make A Girl A Boy"
The Lyrics
If you're feeling like you're not in the right body,
What you need is therapy;
Your brain has lost control.
You don't need hormone blockers or surgery.
Don't take advice from quack doctors;
It's tragic to lose your hole.
To mutilate what's down below
Won't really change your sex, you know.
Keep your parts, change your mind;
Don't let your delusions blind you.
Nothing's gonna make a girl a boy;
You can't have testicles, or sperm, or squirtings.
Of this you can be certain:
Surgery will just leave you hurtin'.
Nothing's gonna make a girl a boy;
Should have that figured out by kindergarten.
Just grafting on a flesh sex toy will
Never turn a girl into a boy.
If having a vulva makes you queasy,
You shouldn't try to pull it out:
That's going too far.
Try embracing your femininity:
Try taking some estrogen
To make the best of what you are.
Go ask a boy his point of view:
The chances are he would like to
Have his part in your part;
That's his favorite part of you!
Nothing's gonna make a girl a boy;
Not turning inside out nor cutting off things.
That kind of mutilation
Will only bring you more frustration.
Nothing's gonna make a girl a boy;
You ought to know the facts of life by now, babe.
Just grafting on a flesh sex toy will
Never turn a girl into a boy.
Nothing's gonna make a girl a boy;
Inverted genitals won't change your function.
Playing to your delusion
Only brings more pain and confusion.
Nothing's gonna make a girl a boy;
You ought to come to terms with what you are, babe.
Just grafting on a flesh sex toy will
Never turn a girl into a boy.
Nothing's gonna make a girl a boy;
Both chromosomes are X: you can't change your sex.
Can't do ejaculation:
Your body's made for child gestation.
Nothing's gonna make a girl a boy;
You ought to change your mind to match your body.
Just grafting on a flesh sex toy will
Never turn a girl into a boy.
Nothing's gonna make a girl a boy... [etc., etc., etc.]
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