Levels: Sixteen
New frags ahead of me
Armed �til teeth
Time to kill
Gonna succeed
Kick some ass
Raise the high score

Fighting off the fos
Using railgun beams at them
Sixteen lamers
Burnt with a zap
Then comes a halt
It�s back to default
I fall down to my knees and scream

I don�t wanna load to a substandard matrix
And I think this rig has some IRQ conflicts
And when I shoot
I expect a toot
Not reboot

I don�t wanna load to a substandard matrix
And this slow-PU is the cause of the transfix
It�s just my luck
Transistorplaque
In Compaq

Hours: Eighteen
Staring at the screen in vain
Fixed more RAM
And software patch
Hit the wrong key
Ended up
With that damn blue screen of death

Zombified
I was growing tired
The PC�s humming
In a dreadful way
Then came a flash
An awful crash
And bolts flew from the motherboard

I don�t wanna load to a substandard matrix
And I think this rig has some IRQ conflicts
And when I shoot
I expect a toot
Not reboot

I don�t wanna load to a substandard matrix
And this slow PU is the cause of the transfix
It�s just my luck
Transistorplaque
In Compaq

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