I'm always on the go and everywhere I go
Lookin' for some wires to tap in
Pay for internet, shelling for my chance.
Every night some songs be playing.

(chorus)
There will come a day when dialups pass away
What does that say about me?
When the end comes I'll know
'Cuz I cain't get on no mo'
Y'all go on without me.

Just an internet ho, everywhere I go
And through the butt I'm payin'
Pay for every glance, shelling for my chance.
I can every night be playing.

(chorus)
There will come a day when dialups pass away
What does that say about me?
When the end comes I'll know
'Cuz I cain't get on no mo'
Y'all go on without me.
'Cuz .....

I ......ain't got no wireless
Nobody, nobody "airs" for me
Laptop is so lonely,
It's so lonely, it's so lonely
Vaio™ needs waves, ma
So perhaps don't pay a fee
Yes, I would be glad.

Will succumb to the bait,
been wirin' along
Looking for rhymes
Enthralled I only see, funny peeps, join them please.
Pop goes a the goes a the bot bitty pop.

I ain't got no wireless 'cept places speak of
Hum a lot, be a lot, see a lot, move a lot
Hum a lot, be a lot, see a lot, pop.

I ain't got no wireless, no wireless,
Nobody "airs" for me
Nobody, nobody
laptop is so lonely,
It's so lonely,
It's so lonely,
Won't some good waves come
And connect, don't you see?
'Cuz it ain't so bad.

Go along with me wave,
Been writin' those songs
Need time to rhyme
Enthralled I only see, funny peeps, join them please.