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Song Parodies -> "It Ain’t Necessarily Snow"
Original Song Title:
"It Ain’t Necessarily So"
Original Performer:
Bronski Beat
Parody Song Title:
"It Ain’t Necessarily Snow"
Parody Written by:
Merry & Pippin
The Lyrics
With the news of the imminent shutdown of submissions, I (Pippin) thought I had better pull my thumb out and get these into cyberspace while there was still time. I had been waiting for Merry to leave work and start doing parodies again, but this ship is sailing before hers. So, this is one of a number of submissions over the next few days that have been sitting in the vault - most for over 10 years.
Original song on YouTube. For the parody: Stuff falls from the sky, but what is it?
Original song on YouTube. For the parody: Stuff falls from the sky, but what is it?
It ain't necessarily snow
Ain't necessarily snow
Things which do flurry
Are sometimes a worry
Ain't necessarily snow...
Droplets are small, can’t deny
Too many fall: river’s high
Teems from up high-eth
Much rain from the sky-eth
Tears from heaven, when cried
Rain makes you wet if you’re dry
(Intermission – stuff still falling from sky but the risk is ignored)
Now, I just went out to get mail
D’oh! Now it’s starting to hail
Feels kinda sorta like hard frozen water
Onto my head, did it flail
Noggin, once pretty, assailed
(Second intermission – blood’s pouring from skull – ambulance has been called. Meanwhile...)
So, what’s the story with sleet?
Hurts when it hits you, not sweet...
Sort of cold water, snow it is, sort-a
Slushy stuff squish quite obscene
It ain't, I think you oughtta know
It ain't necessarily snow
Things from the sky-ble
Endure them, you’re liable
Ain't necessarily snow
Ain't necessarily
Ain't necessarily
Ain't necessarily
Ain't necessarily
Ain't necessarily
Ain't necessarily
Ain't necessarily snow
Ain't necessarily snow
Things which do flurry
Are sometimes a worry
Ain't necessarily snow...
Droplets are small, can’t deny
Too many fall: river’s high
Teems from up high-eth
Much rain from the sky-eth
Tears from heaven, when cried
Rain makes you wet if you’re dry
(Intermission – stuff still falling from sky but the risk is ignored)
Now, I just went out to get mail
D’oh! Now it’s starting to hail
Feels kinda sorta like hard frozen water
Onto my head, did it flail
Noggin, once pretty, assailed
(Second intermission – blood’s pouring from skull – ambulance has been called. Meanwhile...)
So, what’s the story with sleet?
Hurts when it hits you, not sweet...
Sort of cold water, snow it is, sort-a
Slushy stuff squish quite obscene
It ain't, I think you oughtta know
It ain't necessarily snow
Things from the sky-ble
Endure them, you’re liable
Ain't necessarily snow
Ain't necessarily
Ain't necessarily
Ain't necessarily
Ain't necessarily
Ain't necessarily
Ain't necessarily
Ain't necessarily snow
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