3 There) Orchs Are Scum Aplenty"

Original Song Title:

"Living On A Prayer"

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Original Performer:

"(You're 2/3 There) Orchs Are Scum Aplenty"

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The Lyrics

This is the second part of my parody trilogy about the Lord of the Rings movie series. For best effect: Try to imagine LotR fans singing it while in the theater, watching the second movie for the umpteenth time.

Uruk-Uruk-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh
Uruk-Uruk-Hai-Hai-Hai-Hai
Uruk-Uruk-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh
Uruk-Uruk-Hai-Hai-Hai-Hai
Uruk-Uruk-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh
Uruk-Uruk-Hai-Hai-Hai-Hai
Uruk-Uruk-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh
Uruk-Uruk-Hai-Hai-Hai-Hai
Uruk-Uruk-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh...

Once upon an Age
Very long ago...

Boromir has fallen, he�s dead
Legolas is hot, and Frodo has fled
the "hood", for good
Aragorn�s been running all day
Gandalf�s pretty fly, he�s no longer gray
He�s white, he�ll fight

He says; we got to hold on, defend this land
It doesn�t make a difference that my blood�s in demand
We�ll back each other, that�s bloody grand
At Helm�s, we�re making a stand

Oooh, you�re two thirds there
Oh-oh, Orchs are scum aplenty
Toss the dwarf, you�ll make it I swear
Helm�s Deep, kill another twenty

Gimli got his axe and it flies
Now he�s chopping Orch, and he cuts'em down to size
his beard, Oh Merde!
Noone dreams of running away
They fight through the night, Orchs are shouting; "Die another day"
Make way

Walls are falling, fight now, defend your land
Gandalf�s gonna make it, with his magic at hand
You�ll meet each other, and Rohan�s band
At Helm�s, you�re making a stand

Oooh, you�re two thirds there
Oh-oh, Orchs are not that nifty
Crack their heads, it�s easy I swear
Helm�s Deep, kill another fifty
Split them for a threesome

You got to ride out, ready or not
You�ll die in this fight if that�s to be your lot

Oooh, you�re two thirds there
Oh-oh, Gandalf�s back with riders
Take the hint and you�ll get it I swear
Oh-oh, King to be is Strider

Oooh, you�re two thirds there
Etc

��Peter Andersson

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neminem - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment

Orchs?

Know 1 can hear you dream - November 08, 2003 - Report this comment

Neminem: I�m not really sure how to interpret your question-marked comment. But the Orchs doing battle in the end of the second movie are of course the Super-Orchs (half Orchs, half Human, all Scum) known as Uruk-Hai. I�m using that word in the o-a-intro...

Arwen - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment

I'm pretty sure the comment was more on the spelling than on the species. Anyway...anyone who can work the word "merde" into a song lands themselves pretty high on my list...nice work...

Arwen - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment

And actually, the Uruk-hai are an Orc/Goblin hybrid...just FYI...

neminem - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Looking through old comments. Yes, it was a spelling comment. I've never seen it spelled with an h at the end before. Uruk-Hai I'm pretty sure you spelled correctly, though ;-).

Know 1 can hear you dream - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Neminem: Looking through old comments myself I saw this. I wrote these two parodies before I picked up the English spelling of Orcs. In the Swedish books and Swedish version of D&D that I used to read and play when I was younger it was, for some reason, spelled Orchs, and I didn�t reflect upon the difference at first. Arwen: Orc/Goblin. OK. Point taken.

Phil Alexander - September 17, 2004 - Report this comment

IIRC there's one point in the book where someone (Legolas?) says "Yrch" when orcs turn up - it didn't surprise me to see it spelt with an h. Makes a good trilogy, Peter.

Glen S - February 24, 2013 - Report this comment

Nice use of the word MERDE in this. And great series :c), another excellent entry

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