Car vent filled with Pepper spray, Monster mask, scare away
Electrocuting cellphone, Toothpaste in Oreos

Clear plastic wrap on a toilet, Mayo filled doughnut
Rubber puke, Hand Buzzer, Stapler molded in Jello

Lighting off some stink bombs, Fake mouse that scares your Mom
Trick Gum fills mouth with black dye, Face hit with a cream pie

Fake hand in a sleeve, Squirt camera, spray the Queen
Salt in the coffee, Shower head filled with red dye.

We didn't start the Prank Wars
We are always pranking
While people take a spanking
We didn't start the Prank Wars
It's April Fools Day
Don't get carried away

Parking ticket that is fake, Real sponge inside cake
Real-estate signs on graveyard, Bug in ice cube block

Toy spiders inside bed, Pretending that your dead
Shaved off eyebrow, Quarter super glued to sidewalk

Catch your fridge it's running, Drive thru coning
Baby powder in a fan, Spring snake inside a can

Whoopee cushion in the couch, Pull tape on arm, say ouch
Farting loud in closed space, Skunk smell spray in your face

We didn't start the Prank Wars
We are always pranking
While people take a spanking
We didn't start the Prank Wars
It's April Fools Day
Don't get carried away

Itching powder in your crack, Kick me sign on your back
Fake coffee made of brown dye, Toilet paper zip tied

Scared with a Fake snake, Candles won't blow off cake
Fake ticket from Lottery, Tabasco on candy

Stabbed with fake knife, Disappearing ink sprayed on wife
Keyhole Super Glued, Nair in the shampoo

Chilli powder make up, Shaving cream wake up
Firecracker on your shoe, On desk, rubber fake poo

We didn't start the Prank Wars
We are always pranking
While people take a spanking
We didn't start the Prank Wars
It's April Fools Day
Don't get carried away

Air horn under office chair, Mirror on step of stairs
Mouth filled with fake blood, Photoshoped naked

Ball filled office space, Tied together shoe lace
Shirt sleeves tied together, Write on forehead with marker

A Fake test for pregnancy, Steak sauce in Pepsi
April fools is today, what else do I have to say?

We didn't start the Prank Wars
We are always pranking
While people take a spanking
We didn't start the Prank Wars
It's April Fools Day
Don't get carried away

Bed replaced with cardboard, Water bucket on top of door
Cutting holes in ends of socks, Pillow filled with some rocks

Coins rattle in Hub caps, Shaving cream face slap
Cotton stuffed in toe of shoe, Dribble glass, got you

Soy sauce in Coke, Bumper sticker says, “Cops are jokes.”
Windex bottle filled with blue drink, Butt spray really stinks

Scary clown in the trees, Water bottle fake pee
Fake Roaches on floor, Can't take these pranks anymore!

We didn't start the Prank Wars
We are always pranking
While people take a spanking
We didn't start the Prank Wars
But when it's done
We will Prank on, and on, and on, and on.

We didn't start the Prank Wars
We are always pranking
While people take a spanking
We didn't start the Prank Wars
It's April Fools Day
Don't get carried away

We didn't start the Prank Wars
We are always pranking
While people take a spanking
We didn't start the Prank Wars
It's April Fools Day
Don't get carried away