Last night a can of Red Bull was forced into my hand
Last night I drank the Red Bull and I went crazy, man
A voice said, "C'mon loser, you're too serious now"
"The expiration date is 7 months from now", but then

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At my best friend's party, I cried, "More Red Bull!"
With a Red Bull yell, I cried, "More Red Bull!"
At my best friend's party, "Please, more Red Bull!"
With a Red Bull yell, I cried, "More Red Bull! More Red Bull!"

I'm a big caffeine fan, I said no to decaf
And it was like my brain had just been split in half
I wouldn't stop if the law told me to, man
I wouldn't stop if it made me turn blue, because

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Sure, it don't feel like heaven
But when it runs out I go back to the 7-Eleven
Well, I'm going nuts, slamming into walls
I feel like jumping over Niagara Falls

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I think I've got to cut down
'Cause I just act like a clown
Michael Jackson no match for me
I'm so insane, you see
I prefer it to 7-Up
Although it makes me screw up
If there was a pool of Red Bull
I'd take, I'd take, I'd take, take a giant mouthful, because

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I drink way too much Red Bull
I want more Red Bull, more Red Bull
I don't even drink water
I want more Red Bull, more Red Bull