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Song Parodies -> "Beware (If the man�s in fairy wear)"
Original Song Title:
"He�s back (The man behind the mask)"
Original Performer:
Alice Cooper
Parody Song Title:
"Beware (If the man�s in fairy wear)"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
Imagine this being instructions to a boy, sung by the bodyguards and staff at Neverland right before they let him meet Michael. Or even better, imagine it as a video of that. :-)
You must be wacko
And you�re jailbait now
It�s a summer night
Your mum�s in debt
But you re-member these words
We�ll all be doin� alright
When you hear his voice
If you see his face
Or if he brings you cream
Pretend it�s real
And never rub his mon-key
If the monkey scream
Oh, butt-beware
If the man�s in fairy wear
Then he�s out of control
Beware
The Pan in fairy wear
He�ll be striked out, no parole
If sleeping in his room
Here on Neverland
If the door "blows" shut
He�ll hug your bones
If you can�t stay awake
That�s a bad mistake
Say the moonwalk�s dull
You will get a chance
To see "Home Alone"
To get you in mood
That is your best chance
For an audience
And, if you see his python
Get away if you can
Just scream for mummy
Or the elephant man
He�s a slithering, black and white scam
He�ll be bad tonight
He�ll be smoothin� you
And he knows your age
So, don�t turn out the lights
Oh, end-beware
If the man�s in fairy wear
Then he�s out of control
Beware
The Pan in fairy wear
He�ll be striked out, no parole
And you�re jailbait now
It�s a summer night
Your mum�s in debt
But you re-member these words
We�ll all be doin� alright
When you hear his voice
If you see his face
Or if he brings you cream
Pretend it�s real
And never rub his mon-key
If the monkey scream
Oh, butt-beware
If the man�s in fairy wear
Then he�s out of control
Beware
The Pan in fairy wear
He�ll be striked out, no parole
If sleeping in his room
Here on Neverland
If the door "blows" shut
He�ll hug your bones
If you can�t stay awake
That�s a bad mistake
Say the moonwalk�s dull
You will get a chance
To see "Home Alone"
To get you in mood
That is your best chance
For an audience
And, if you see his python
Get away if you can
Just scream for mummy
Or the elephant man
He�s a slithering, black and white scam
He�ll be bad tonight
He�ll be smoothin� you
And he knows your age
So, don�t turn out the lights
Oh, end-beware
If the man�s in fairy wear
Then he�s out of control
Beware
The Pan in fairy wear
He�ll be striked out, no parole
��Peter Andersson
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hehehehehe At first, reading the song's title, I thought it'd be about me ;-)
That comment is gonna give me nightmares for weeks! =8-O
The original�s title is, and was ment to be, a clue though. ;-)
The original�s title is, and was ment to be, a clue though. ;-)
Know 1, very good!
Thanx Diva! (Pre-Vote Tally: 3 voters, one 4 on the pacing bit).
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