Song Parodies -> "Amanda's Got a Bong"

Original Song Title:

"Janie's Got a Gun"

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Original Performer:

"Amanda's Got a Bong"

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The Lyrics

Poor Amanda Bynes. :( And she used to be one of the good ones. The child star curse strikes again.

Cough, cough, cough - Mandy, what is that dung?
Cough, cough, cough - It's the smell of your bong
Dumb, dumb, dumb, Mandy what have you done?
Cough, cough, cough - It's the smell, (It’s the smell)

Druh, druh, drugs
Druh, druh, drugs
Druh, druh, drugs
Druh, druh, druuuuuuuuuuuugs

Amanda's got a bong
Amanda's got a bong
She’s worse than Cheech & Chong
Apartment reeks with a pong
What did Ask Ashley do?
Why is your career through?

They said when Mandy was arrested
Apartment smelled like Cheech’s place
The coppers, they were comin'
Now Amanda’s got a bong
She ain't never gonna be the same.

Amanda's got a bong
Amanda's got a bong
But now, it's just been flung
Now “Meagan Marples” is placed in cuffs
Tell me now it's untrue
What will Ask Ashley do?

She’ll sue the NYPD, maybe
Amanda’s got to be insane
They say the drugs that she was under
It’s not her only blunder
But she claims that it was just a vaaaaase

Run away,
Run away from the fame
Ma-ha! Ma-ha! Ma! Ha!
Run away
Run away from the “vase”
‘Manda, ’Manda, Amanda
Run away, digit way!
Bus!
Take a play-yay-yay-yay-yay-yay-yay-yay-yane

(Guitar solo by Totally Kyle, naturally)

Amanda's got a bong
Amanda's got a bong
Her fake wig’s come undone
Stole Ke$ha’s wardrobe and made a run
Why did Ask Ashley lie?
Amanda’s last D.U.I.

She tried to play it down easy, but not as much as Easy A
She tweeted “Nobody believes me
The cop was such a sleeze.”
Bet Judge Trudy’s gonna toss her caaaase

Smoke a vase?
Smoke a vase?? Ain’t no way!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Tweet away
Tweet away that you’re sane
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Find a way, find a way, “Please,” find a way-yay-yay-yay-yay-yay-yay-yay!

Amanda's got a bong
Jail’s where she belongs
Call up Cheech & Chong
Willie Nelson or Seth Ro-GEN

Amanda's got a bong
My hot dog’s almost done
I’m getting hungry from this long song
Because... Mandy's got a bong
Why’s this song so long?
She wants her nose redone
Now “Captain Tantrum” is in the wrong
Amanda's got a bong…

(Fade out)

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Blaydeman - June 18, 2013 - Report this comment

(SOTM) It's really a shame because I grew up watching Amanda Bynes, so I do like her a lot and it saddens me that she's in such dire straights right now. However, I did enjoy your account of this recent occurrence and you had a lot of good lines in here. I feel like you used the Cheech and Chong reference a little too much. I like it the first couple times, but after that I would've liked some other references like when you used Nelson and Rogen. Overall, very solid parody sir.

Matthias - June 24, 2013 - Report this comment

Is this recent news? Cause I remember reading something about this in a Mad Magazine it was like their stupidest people of the last year 2012 and she was in a Breaking Bad type of parody. Good song though. Love me some Aerosmith.

bobpiecheese - June 28, 2013 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Well, I recognised some of the names, but that's about it. Maybe I didn't watch the right shows as a kid, maybe it's because I'm not following celebrity news, maybe it's because "Amanda" is a really awkward fit for "Janie", but this parody just did not work for me. Not your fault, of course.

Peter Andersson - June 29, 2013 - Report this comment

Regarding the name I'd say that 'Manda scans good enough but that Justin (as in Justin Bieber) will scan even better once he gets busted (media here has been hinting STRONGLY that there were lots of drugs backstage last he was over in Europe).

Abbott Skelding - June 29, 2013 - Report this comment

I loved all the Amanda Show references (especially the guitar solo played by totally Kyle hahaha). You kind of lost steam toward the end, and I agree that Amanda fitting into two syllables is a bit of a stretch, but this was still really well done and funny too...unlike Amanda's career! Boom!

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