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Song Parodies -> "Super Market"
Original Song Title:
"Super Trouper"
(MP3)Original Performer:
ABBA
Parody Song Title:
"Super Market"
Parody Written by:
Benjamin Windibank
The Lyrics
Super Market work is gonna kill me
But I won't feel blue
Like I always do
'Cause somewhere in the queue there's you
I was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night from Tesco
All I do is scan all the things
Wishing every hello was the last hello
(Wishing every hello was the last hello)
So imagine I was glad to see you're shopping
(Glad to see you're shopping)
Suddenly I feel all right
(And suddenly it's gonna be)
And it's gonna be so different
When I'm off the shift tonight
Today the Super Market work is gonna kill me
I feel like a nun
(Sup-p-per Mar-ka-ter)
Having zero fun
(Sup-p-per Mar-ka-ter)
Feeling like my life's undone
Today the Super Market work is gonna kill me
But I won't feel blue
(Sup-p-per Mar-ka-ter)
Like I always do
(Sup-p-per Mar-ka-ter)
'Cause somewhere in the queue there's you
Facing twenty thousand dumb customers,
How can anyone be so lonely
I almost wanna be a saboteur,
Still I'm thinking about you only
(Still I'm thinking about you only)
There are moments when I think I'm going crazy
(Think I'm going crazy)
But it's gonna be alright
(You'll soon be changing everything)
Everything will be so different
When I'm off the shift tonight
Today the Super Market work is gonna kill me
I feel like a nun
(Sup-p-per Mar-ka-ter)
Having zero fun
(Sup-p-per Mar-ka-ter)
Feeling like my life's undone
Today the Super Market work is gonna kill me
But I won't feel blue
(Sup-p-per Mar-ka-ter)
Like I always do
(Sup-p-per Mar-ka-ter)
'Cause somewhere in the queue there's you
So, I'll be there when you arrive
The sight of you will prove to me I'm still alive
And when you take me in your arms and hold me tight
I know it's gonna mean so much tonight
Today the Super Market work is gonna kill me
I feel like a nun
(Sup-p-per Mar-ka-ter)
Having zero fun
(Sup-p-per Mar-ka-ter)
Feeling like my life's undone
Today the Super Market work is gonna kill me
But I won't feel blue
(Sup-p-per Mar-ka-ter)
Like I always do
(Sup-p-per Mar-ka-ter)
'Cause somewhere in the queue there's you
Super Market work is gonna kill me
I feel like a nun
(Sup-p-per Mar-ka-ter)
Having zero fun
(Sup-p-per Mar-ka-ter)
Feeling like my life's undone
Super Market work is gonna kill me
But I won't feel blue
(Sup-p-per Mar-ka-ter)
Like I always do
(Sup-p-per Mar-ka-ter)
'Cause somewhere in the queue there's you
But I won't feel blue
Like I always do
'Cause somewhere in the queue there's you
I was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night from Tesco
All I do is scan all the things
Wishing every hello was the last hello
(Wishing every hello was the last hello)
So imagine I was glad to see you're shopping
(Glad to see you're shopping)
Suddenly I feel all right
(And suddenly it's gonna be)
And it's gonna be so different
When I'm off the shift tonight
Today the Super Market work is gonna kill me
I feel like a nun
(Sup-p-per Mar-ka-ter)
Having zero fun
(Sup-p-per Mar-ka-ter)
Feeling like my life's undone
Today the Super Market work is gonna kill me
But I won't feel blue
(Sup-p-per Mar-ka-ter)
Like I always do
(Sup-p-per Mar-ka-ter)
'Cause somewhere in the queue there's you
Facing twenty thousand dumb customers,
How can anyone be so lonely
I almost wanna be a saboteur,
Still I'm thinking about you only
(Still I'm thinking about you only)
There are moments when I think I'm going crazy
(Think I'm going crazy)
But it's gonna be alright
(You'll soon be changing everything)
Everything will be so different
When I'm off the shift tonight
Today the Super Market work is gonna kill me
I feel like a nun
(Sup-p-per Mar-ka-ter)
Having zero fun
(Sup-p-per Mar-ka-ter)
Feeling like my life's undone
Today the Super Market work is gonna kill me
But I won't feel blue
(Sup-p-per Mar-ka-ter)
Like I always do
(Sup-p-per Mar-ka-ter)
'Cause somewhere in the queue there's you
So, I'll be there when you arrive
The sight of you will prove to me I'm still alive
And when you take me in your arms and hold me tight
I know it's gonna mean so much tonight
Today the Super Market work is gonna kill me
I feel like a nun
(Sup-p-per Mar-ka-ter)
Having zero fun
(Sup-p-per Mar-ka-ter)
Feeling like my life's undone
Today the Super Market work is gonna kill me
But I won't feel blue
(Sup-p-per Mar-ka-ter)
Like I always do
(Sup-p-per Mar-ka-ter)
'Cause somewhere in the queue there's you
Super Market work is gonna kill me
I feel like a nun
(Sup-p-per Mar-ka-ter)
Having zero fun
(Sup-p-per Mar-ka-ter)
Feeling like my life's undone
Super Market work is gonna kill me
But I won't feel blue
(Sup-p-per Mar-ka-ter)
Like I always do
(Sup-p-per Mar-ka-ter)
'Cause somewhere in the queue there's you
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