liberals, we all think that you smell
we say, liberals, we won't buy what you sell
we say, liberals, take your liberty bell
and shove it, up, your, blue-state-hole

"U" stands, for "Unintelligent"
and our "L" stands, for "Lacking common-sense"
and our "C" stands, for "Compassionless cold"
and our "A", just, stands, for "A-holes"

pray pray pray pray pray

we'll smugly pray, we're the U-L-C-A
we'll mug the gays, we're the U-L-C-A
we blow ev-er-y-thing
up, we need to destroy
and we hate boys in love with boys

we'll smugly pray, we're the U-L-C-A
we'll take away your rights any old day
we'll blow ev-er-y-thing
up, we love to destroy
and we hate boys in love with boys

although, we kind of look like you
you're much smarter, we have zero IQs
and we know that, we are dumber than you
so we don't, dare, to, debate you

liberals, we will not debate you
we say, liberals, cuz we're too stupid to
and our stupid, minds are all made-up too
don't confuse, us, with, the facts now

pray pray pray pray pray

we'll smugly pray, we're the U-L-C-A
we'll take away your rights any old day
we'll blow ev-er-y-thing
up, we love to destroy
and we hate boys in love with boys

we'll smugly pray, we're the U-L-C-A
we'll have our way, and the poor we'll enslave
we're too stupid, we know,
to debate with the bright
so we simply proclaim we're right

liberals, you're all faithless and bad
we say, liberals, you all make our god mad
so now, liberals, we will make our god glad
by repeal, ing, the, bill of rights

liberals, although we've got no brain
we say, liberals, soon you'll grovel in pain
when you liberals, are slapped in our god's chains
and you bow, to, us, as you cry

pray pray pray pray pray

we'll make you pray, we're the U-L-C-A
we'll have our way, and the poor we'll enslave
we're too stupid, we know,
to debate with the bright
so we simply proclaim we're right
U-L-C-A
we'll force you to pray, U-L-C-A
liberals, liberals, there's no hope for you now
liberals, liberals, to our god you will bow
U-L-C-A
we've no self-esteem, U-L-C-A
people, people, we have zero IQ
liberals, liberals, we don't dare debate you
U-L-C-A
we love fascism, U-L-C-A
people, people, only our faith is true
people, people, we'll use guns to rule you
U-L-C-A
we're afraid of truth, U-L-C-A
U-L-C-A
liberals, liberals, you're too smart and too deep
U-L-C-A
people, people, watch our fascism creep