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Song Parodies -> "Pat Down"
Original Song Title:
"Breakdown"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
Parody Song Title:
"Pat Down"
Parody Written by:
Warren Baker
The Lyrics
It’s your right if you scan me
It’s your right, have my coat
You handle me
Like you’re fondling some squeeze
Honey,
After you’re done can I smoke?
Is there a vibe that I’m sending?
Your wand gives you away
Searching inside there
Is making my wife stare
I’m not your boyfriend today
Hey now
Pat down
T-S-A is very friendly
Pat down
Buddy, something here you like?
Pat down
What you tryin’ dear?
Feel a breeze…
Pat down
For a flight
For a flight?
It ain’t right.
Pat down
What a way to say you love me
Pat down
Honey, made me miss the flight
Pat down
Ring deservin’ should
Marry me
Pat down
For a flight
For a flight?
It ain’t right.
It’s your right, have my coat
You handle me
Like you’re fondling some squeeze
Honey,
After you’re done can I smoke?
Is there a vibe that I’m sending?
Your wand gives you away
Searching inside there
Is making my wife stare
I’m not your boyfriend today
Hey now
Pat down
T-S-A is very friendly
Pat down
Buddy, something here you like?
Pat down
What you tryin’ dear?
Feel a breeze…
Pat down
For a flight
For a flight?
It ain’t right.
Pat down
What a way to say you love me
Pat down
Honey, made me miss the flight
Pat down
Ring deservin’ should
Marry me
Pat down
For a flight
For a flight?
It ain’t right.
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Copyright 2010 Warren Baker
Copyright 2010 Warren Baker
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"After you're done can I smoke?" lol. Very well done!
LOL!!! Now...How about using "Refugee" for "Cavity"....
Patty cake, patty cake, Baker man
Give him some 5s as fast as you can
Give him some 5s as fast as you can
Topic cake of the day, and you sliced it very well
Rod- That's the line that came to mind that kicked off the idea. Glad you liked it.
Mark- Glad you got a laugh. I'll leave you to do the sequel. But please wear gloves.
JB- Thinkin' alike today, but you really scored with the two you posted. Were you related to Merriam-Webster? Just curious...
AFW- Thanks for the kind words. How about you serve up one tomorrow? We ALL like cake!
Mark- Glad you got a laugh. I'll leave you to do the sequel. But please wear gloves.
JB- Thinkin' alike today, but you really scored with the two you posted. Were you related to Merriam-Webster? Just curious...
AFW- Thanks for the kind words. How about you serve up one tomorrow? We ALL like cake!
Ha! Great idea for a song, and fit the OS well. I enjoyed this.
Thanks for comment, Jeff.
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