After fighting in the street,
I woke up at county seat.
Did I quarrel like a war ship, was blood drawn?
It was gin that spurred me on,
Sittin' judge meant do me wrong,
Bail denied and that stun gun's sting was strong.

I'll drink to that and the booze institution,
I got plowed and I'm due prosecution.
Wired on gin as I raged all around,
Kicked out of the bar you say?
Don't suggest AA.
So if the court it please today,
I won't get stewed again, oh no.

I'll prove myself 'cause I won't drink and drive,
The judge be slappin' on me after I'm tried.
I'll draw up some papers and file alibi,
And I'll get it notarized on the sly.

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Yeaaaaaaaah

Please put me on the street,
I'll be so different, you'll see,
No more sloe gin I'll embrace or imbibe.
I won't party 'til I'm deaf,
And I won't party 'til I'm tight,
Just drink beers that's not drawn stronger than Bud Lite.

I'll drink to that and the booze institution,
I got plowed and I'm due prosecution.
Wired on gin as I raged all around,
Kicked out of the bar you say?
Don't suggest AA.
So if the court it please today,
I won't get stewed again, oh no.

Yeaaaaaaaah

Beat the court cost, aim for a case toss.