Oh, my little chicken wing, chicken wing
You my favorite thing to eat besides bologna
But there is just one thing, just one thing
Don't care it's from a farm in Arizona

Just make sure you cook it all the way
Through and through, dear cook
Don't mean to be rude, no real need for a dirty look
It's gotta be fri-i-i-i-ied whoa!
N-n-n-no salmonella!

Love to eat my eggs with slaw--never raw
Cause I really don't wanna die of salmonella
Chef please don't ya make me sick--don't be a prick
It's in your best interest to hear what I tell ya

I just can't believe that you would ever have the nerve
To ignore health standards and just go on ahead and serve
Uncooked ribeye-eye-eye-eye-eye whoa!
N-n-n-no salmonella!
N-n-n-no salmonella!

My ex-girlfriend invited me, invited me
Over for a glass of wine or a soda
Then she surprises me, by cooking steak
Hope that you don't want me to die there, Mona!

Maybe I'm just paranoid about sanitation standards
But I'm starting to sweat and I'm sure watching my manners
Oh my my my-y-y whoa!
Th-th-th-that could be salmonella!
I'll slap a l-lawsuit on ya!
This food g-gives me nausea!
It's s-s-salmonella!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww No salmonella!
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww No salmonella!
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww No salmonella!