Song Parodies -> "Jesus Has Ruined My Life"

Original Song Title:

"Jesus is Just Alright"

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"Jesus Has Ruined My Life"

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The Lyrics

Tired of God....tired of watching Him burn up peoples lives in California...tired of watching Him pour lava on people in Hawaii....or blow Puerto Rico to smithereens....or flood everyone out of their homes in the Northeast.....tired of reading about priests molesting children.....not to mention all the crap He's done TO ME personally. They can't print here what I think of God, so just use your imagination......What kind of MONSTER would let all this stuff happen???

Jesus has caused such strife for me, Jesus has ruined my life oh yeah
Jesus has caused such strife for me, Jesus has ruined my life
I don't care what you may say
God will screw both me and you
I don't care what preachers say
Jesus has ruined my life, oh yeah
Jesus has ruined my life

Jesus has caused such strife for me, Jesus has ruined my life oh yeah
Jesus has caused such strife for me, Jesus has ruined my life
I don't care what Christians know
I'll tell them where they can go
I don't care if hell I go...
Jesus has ruined my life, oh yeah

Jesus, ain't my friend; Jesus, ain't my friend
He stuffed me in a can; Dumped me out in no-man's land
Jesus, he ain't my friend

Jesus has caused such strife for me, Jesus has ruined my life oh yeah
Jesus has caused such strife for me, Jesus has ruined my life
I don't care what Christians say
God will screw their lives up too
I don't care what preachers say
Jesus has ruined our lives, oh yeah

Don't want any comments....don't wanna be preached to....been there, done that. Used to be a good Catholic....got me nowhere but crapsville.....

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