Muskrat Love by Jeff “Dr Chorate” Moran

Muskrat, Muskrat, government,
Shutting it down and
Shutting it right behind the scene
Agency killing.

Muskrat Elon, Felon Don,
Doin’ the conning on Muskrat’s Pond
And they DOGE-y
Don so stooge-y

In their world, flags unfurled, and they tango.
Plotting with tech bro commandos.
No checks or balances from above.
Felon Don and Muskrat love.

Invading treas’ry, no more leisurely,
Don says to Elon,
“Let me kiss your ring and other things.”
Elon says “yes” as he pulls the strings.

Now he’s stroking Don’s fancy, rubbing his nose.
Muzzle to muzzle, anything goes
In the DOGE.
Don loves his tech bros.

In their world, flags unfurled, and they tango.
Plotting with tech bro commandos.
No checks or balances from above.
Felon Don and Muskrat love.