Song Parodies -> "NAMBLA Man"

Original Song Title:

"Ramblin Man"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

The Allman Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"NAMBLA Man"

Parody Written by:

Drew70

The Lyrics

If you don't know what NAMBLA stands for, look it up. You'll be just as appalled at the answer as I am.

Lawd I was born a NAMBLA man
Love to take a seven year old by the hand
But once he passes puberty, I hope he'll understand
That I was born a NAMBLA man

My father started NAMBLA down in Georgia
He ended up in jail for what he'd done.
I was born for the back seat of a yellow bus
Till I eat lead from Daddy's gun.

Lawd I was born a NAMBLA man
Playing with my buddies in boxes filled with sand.
But when they miss their supper, their parents understand
That I was born a NAMBLA man

On my way to St Andrew's this morning
Got my robe and dangling rosarie.
I'm always havin a good time down at the CYO.
Them alter boys, they think the world of me.

Lawd I was born a NAMBLA man
Hangin out at Yahoo till my ID gets banned
And when they try to find me, I'll hide in Neverland
Cause I was born a NAMBLA man

Lawd I was born a NAMBLA man
Lawd I was born a NAMBLA man
Lawd I was born a NAMBLA man
Lawd I was born a NAMBLA man

(extended guitar solo and fade)

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Billy Boyd - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Disturbing and sick, but accurate and dead-on pacing. 5's.

me - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Michael Jackson's next hit????

Offender - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Back in the 1990s when my father got a piece of mail warning about this new political group, he thought it was just a con to encourage contributions to the group that was sending the mail. It certainly was a fund-raising ploy, but it turns out the senders weren't kidding.

Olvan The Terrible - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment

LOL! I first heard of NAMBLA via "South Park," and I thought the group was created for the show. How wrong I was...

Ingeborg S. Nordén - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Great pacing/wordplay, humorous treatment of a disturbing topic...5-5-5.

MrMacphisto - January 29, 2005 - Report this comment

LOL... Good job...

Johnny D - January 29, 2005 - Report this comment

What would the Ballman Brothers think?

Johnny D - April 10, 2005 - Report this comment

Good job exposing a sick organization, Drew70.

NJtoTX - November 09, 2011 - Report this comment

Darn, I was just going to make this parody in honor of Jerry Sandusky, but you beat me to it.

CA2OH - November 10, 2011 - Report this comment

I first heard about NAMBLA around the mid 80s, maybe before. About the same time there was another SMF organization that promoted pedophilia. Their slogan was, "Sex before 8, or it's too late!" Good job on exposing some real sick evil pukes.

Earnest - August 23, 2016 - Report this comment

Come on give the guys a break they only wanna experment

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