There's a party in my trousers, where the naughty bits are all gay
They always go the distance, but they're never really sure which way

But they're in it and on it, on it and in it
Ya gotta get it on till you're in
If ya don't get in it, when ya get on it
Ya won't get on it to get in it again
Ya won't get on it to get in it again

A guy from Wishee Washee, he didn't mean just what he meant
We can't tell where he's bending, but we all know that he's bent

But he's in it and on it, on it and in it
Ya gotta get it on till you're in
If ya don't get in it, when ya get on it
Ya won't get on it to get in it again
Ya won't get on it to get in it again

A girl from Ipanema--she plays it as it lays
She married a trapeze artist, and they like to swing both ways

But they're in it and on it, on it and in it
Ya gotta get it on till you're in
If ya don't get in it, when ya get on it
Ya won't get on it to get in it again
Ya won't get on it to get in it again

A buck from Butte, Montana, he can't make up his mind
He's frontin' with his girlfriend, but he's leavin' her behind

But he's in it and on it, on it and in it
Ya gotta get it on till you're in
If ya don't get in it, when ya get on it
Ya won't get on it to get in it again
Ya won't get on it to get in it again

A Frenchman from Rue Mouffetard, said "Vive la l'amour!"
He's not really in the closet, but his foot's stuck in the door

But he's in it and on it, on it and in it
Ya gotta get it on till you're in
If ya don't get in it, when ya get on it
Ya won't get on it to get in it again
Ya won't get on it to get in it again

A guy from Nome, Alaska, he's always in the dark
He played ball at a party, but he doesn't know which park

But he's in it and on it, on it and in it
Ya gotta get it on till you're in
If ya don't get in it, when ya get on it
Ya won't get on it to get in it again
Ya won't get on it to get in it again