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Song Parodies -> "Black Sharpie Marker"
Original Song Title:
"Black Magic Woman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Santana
Parody Song Title:
"Black Sharpie Marker"
Parody Written by:
wildcard
The Lyrics
I got a black Sharpie marker
I got a black Sharpie marker
Yes, I got a black Sharpie marker
Thick dark lines easier to see
I got a black Sharpie marker and
I think it's trying to leak all over me
Don't get your black on me Sharpie
Don't get you black on me Sharpie
No, don't leak your black on me Sharpie
Washing you off hard to do
Don't leak your black on me Sharpie
I'll throw you in the garbage if you do
Why do you smell so bad Sharpie?
Why do you smell so bad Sharpie?
Pu, why do you smell so bad sharpie
Starting to sense some bad fumes
Can't breathe it's so bad
Like a store full of nauseous perfumes
I got a black Sharpie marker
Yes, I got a black Sharpie marker
Thick dark lines easier to see
I got a black Sharpie marker and
I think it's trying to leak all over me
Don't get your black on me Sharpie
Don't get you black on me Sharpie
No, don't leak your black on me Sharpie
Washing you off hard to do
Don't leak your black on me Sharpie
I'll throw you in the garbage if you do
Why do you smell so bad Sharpie?
Why do you smell so bad Sharpie?
Pu, why do you smell so bad sharpie
Starting to sense some bad fumes
Can't breathe it's so bad
Like a store full of nauseous perfumes
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good, I keep making enough food for dinner
hope I get an idea for tomorrow. Some feedback would be nice so I know what people like the most so I can get some money for lunch as well
I liked it a lot....Do you prefer Sharpie to Marker...everything you wrote is true that's why it's funny.....
I find these days that Sharpies make me sick. they smell like a tree that use to make me sick.
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