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Song Parodies -> "Dirty Shorts"
Original Song Title:
"Evil Ways"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Santana
Parody Song Title:
"Dirty Shorts"
Parody Written by:
Michael Hack
The Lyrics
Started in 1989 when my mom and dad taught me how to change my dirty shorts. The year before my parents divorced.
You've got to change your dirty shorts, baby,
before I stop changin' you.
You've got to change, baby,
and every clothes that I say is true.
You got me changin' and runnin' all over town,
you got me shavin' and a-shakin' and holdin' you down.
This can't go on, Lord knows you got to change, baby.
You've got to change your dirty shorts, baby,
my house is dark and my spots are cold.
You're hangin' round, baby,
with Mom and Dad and-a who knows who.
I'm gettin' tried of waitin' and foolin' around,
I'll find somebody who won't make me feel like a clown.
This can't go on, Lord knows you got to change, baby.
You've got to change your dirty shorts, baby,
my house is dark and my spots are cold.
You're hangin' round, baby,
with Mom and Dad and-a who knows who.
I'm gettin' tried of waitin' and foolin' around,
I'll find somebody who won't make me feel like a clown.
This can't go on, yeah yeah yeah!!!
before I stop changin' you.
You've got to change, baby,
and every clothes that I say is true.
You got me changin' and runnin' all over town,
you got me shavin' and a-shakin' and holdin' you down.
This can't go on, Lord knows you got to change, baby.
You've got to change your dirty shorts, baby,
my house is dark and my spots are cold.
You're hangin' round, baby,
with Mom and Dad and-a who knows who.
I'm gettin' tried of waitin' and foolin' around,
I'll find somebody who won't make me feel like a clown.
This can't go on, Lord knows you got to change, baby.
You've got to change your dirty shorts, baby,
my house is dark and my spots are cold.
You're hangin' round, baby,
with Mom and Dad and-a who knows who.
I'm gettin' tried of waitin' and foolin' around,
I'll find somebody who won't make me feel like a clown.
This can't go on, yeah yeah yeah!!!
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