-> "Starbucks Surcharge"
Original Song Title:
"Star Star (Starfucker)"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Starbucks Surcharge"
The Lyrics
Crazy Starbucks, don’t make us sad
with your damn upcharge
Help this be a vegan city
Where everyone belongs
Bunnies & Cows will always get our kisses
For them we always fight
Help us make this a vegan city
Every day and every night
Money worship? There’s more to life you know.
Don’t keep this town a Hellywood
Don’t need cow milk for a tasty foam
Plant-based milks are more than fine
Charging more for them makes you a crook
Soy, oat & almond creamers
Promote a climate-friendly neighborhood
Come on, Starbucks, don’t be StarFucks, stop that vegan upcharge
Or even better, Starbucks, don’t cream with udder discharge
Starbucks, please charge less for a plant-based latte large
Heck, cow milk causes hemorrhoids
Has components that are obscene
That stuff is cruel and just for fools
Plant milk is way more clean
Bunnies & Cows will always get our kisses
For them we always fight
Help us make this Vegan City
Every day and every night
Come on, Starbucks, don’t be StarFucks, stop that vegan surcharge
Or even better, Starbucks, don’t cream with udder discharge
Starbucks, please charge less for a plant-based latte large
Yeah, people are made about cruelty
Dairy is a perverse scene
Come on, Star, de-calf your brews
Serve compassion with your beans
Money, bucks, profit isn’t everything
It’s time for you to rise & shine
I’ll bet the change won’t make you fret
Integrity is the true gold mine
Come on, Starbucks, don’t be StarFucks, stop that vegan upcharge
Or even better, Starbucks, don’t cream with udder discharge
Starbucks, please charge less for a plant-based latte large
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