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Song Parodies -> "Ovarian Rhapsody"
Original Song Title:
"Bohemian Rhapsody"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Queen
Parody Song Title:
"Ovarian Rhapsody"
Parody Written by:
Silver Power
The Lyrics
A parody about a fight with my wife. I'm not really married, I'm only 16 at the moment, but, why not? Also, around the middle of the song, during that cheesy part 'I see a little silhouetto of a man' part, I label whether it's me or my 'wife' speaking. For the other parts of the song, I usually make it pretty clear who's talking. Apologies in advance if the labels throw you off. =]
What is the deal? I
Just got some groceries
Walked through the door, and
My wife suddenly flips on me!
To be precise
My dear old wife said to me...
"Why are you home late?"
"Why'd you shop without me?"
Because if she had come, Jesus knows
She'd buy ex-pensive clothes
Everywhere that she goes
She puts us in deep debt, you see?
Help me...
"Baby", I softly said
Put the groceries on the floor,
Don't want to upset her more
"Baby, I just didn't want...
...Us to be at the freaking store all day"
Bad move - - - ooooh.
Didn't mean to make her cry,
I guess I'll wake up on the couch tomorrow
Won't be fun, won't be fun
But at this point, it don't matter.
I know, that now I'm done
She's gonna have a fit
Abuse, only -I'll- get hit
Goodbye, to 'relations'
Cuz now I know
I'll be lucky if I sleep under a roof.
She said "Ooohh... (Should've let her buy clothes)
"I just want to cry
Sometimes wish we'd never married at all"
[Wife]
"I see a little penny-pincher of a man
You're a douche! You're a douche! Like I really buy that much!"
[Me]
"Honey, don't be blind, see, our debt is up to our knees!
All those handbags!
All those high heels!
See a skirt, you can't let go!"
[Wife]
"Wait, oh hell no-o-o-o-o!
You spent a thousand on a new TV!"
[Me]
"You spent a thousand just on some jewel-er-y!
We both watch cable, I don't wear toe-rings!"
"So you see, when I buy, it's not just for I"
[Wife]
"Bullcrap! You know, we always watch your shows!"
[Me]
"No we don't!"
[Wife]
"You hog it! I never watch my soaps!"
[Me]
"Cuz they blow!"
[Wife]
"Well I don't really like sports much mo'
No I don't!"
[Me]
"Thought you liked football"
[Wife]
"NO I DON'T!"
[Me]
"You don't like football?"
[Wife]
"'twas a hoax!"
[Me]
"Well you never ever let me know-ow-ow-ow-ow"
[Wife]
"No! no! no! no! no! no! no!
[Me]
"Well maybe we would not have watched it much if you had let me know!"
[Wife]
"Oh, Jesus Christ, so you're gonna blame this crap on me? On Me?? ON ME??"
Now I know that I'm gonna get hell from my wife.
Now I have to say something to save my sex-life.
"Whoa, baby
Let's stop arguing baby!
We've gotta go out!
I'm gonna buy you a new ring!"
[Wife]
"Oooooooohh, ooooooooh, oooooooh,
ooooh, yeah, ooooh yeah."
Nothing really matters
Monetarily
Nothing really matters...
As long as she still pleasures me....
Although now I'm flat broke...
Just got some groceries
Walked through the door, and
My wife suddenly flips on me!
To be precise
My dear old wife said to me...
"Why are you home late?"
"Why'd you shop without me?"
Because if she had come, Jesus knows
She'd buy ex-pensive clothes
Everywhere that she goes
She puts us in deep debt, you see?
Help me...
"Baby", I softly said
Put the groceries on the floor,
Don't want to upset her more
"Baby, I just didn't want...
...Us to be at the freaking store all day"
Bad move - - - ooooh.
Didn't mean to make her cry,
I guess I'll wake up on the couch tomorrow
Won't be fun, won't be fun
But at this point, it don't matter.
I know, that now I'm done
She's gonna have a fit
Abuse, only -I'll- get hit
Goodbye, to 'relations'
Cuz now I know
I'll be lucky if I sleep under a roof.
She said "Ooohh... (Should've let her buy clothes)
"I just want to cry
Sometimes wish we'd never married at all"
[Wife]
"I see a little penny-pincher of a man
You're a douche! You're a douche! Like I really buy that much!"
[Me]
"Honey, don't be blind, see, our debt is up to our knees!
All those handbags!
All those high heels!
See a skirt, you can't let go!"
[Wife]
"Wait, oh hell no-o-o-o-o!
You spent a thousand on a new TV!"
[Me]
"You spent a thousand just on some jewel-er-y!
We both watch cable, I don't wear toe-rings!"
"So you see, when I buy, it's not just for I"
[Wife]
"Bullcrap! You know, we always watch your shows!"
[Me]
"No we don't!"
[Wife]
"You hog it! I never watch my soaps!"
[Me]
"Cuz they blow!"
[Wife]
"Well I don't really like sports much mo'
No I don't!"
[Me]
"Thought you liked football"
[Wife]
"NO I DON'T!"
[Me]
"You don't like football?"
[Wife]
"'twas a hoax!"
[Me]
"Well you never ever let me know-ow-ow-ow-ow"
[Wife]
"No! no! no! no! no! no! no!
[Me]
"Well maybe we would not have watched it much if you had let me know!"
[Wife]
"Oh, Jesus Christ, so you're gonna blame this crap on me? On Me?? ON ME??"
Now I know that I'm gonna get hell from my wife.
Now I have to say something to save my sex-life.
"Whoa, baby
Let's stop arguing baby!
We've gotta go out!
I'm gonna buy you a new ring!"
[Wife]
"Oooooooohh, ooooooooh, oooooooh,
ooooh, yeah, ooooh yeah."
Nothing really matters
Monetarily
Nothing really matters...
As long as she still pleasures me....
Although now I'm flat broke...
This parody is meant only as a joke, and I'm in no way insinuating that all women are like the one in this parody. =D
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Forgot to add my source lyrics: http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&ct=res&cd=2&ved=0CBAQFjAB&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.lyricsfreak.com%2Fq%2Fqueen%2Fbohemian%2Brhapsody_20112599.html&rct=j&q=bohemian+rhapsody+lyrics&ei=FOoTS8afFtW9lAfZ3vSMBA&usg=AFQjCNFlkmLHUU7k8J5K1TJvkmVGWF7RNQ
Love it, 555!
(shameless plug http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/owlcity1.shtml, hate having to do this after a comeback)
B*tchin'!! 5-5-5 ;D
I lold. I never did get the original of this song either lol.
BoRap is so much fun to parody...Great job here!!!...555!!!
"I see a little penny-pincher of a man..." did it for me, funny parody. 555
Amazing no one came up with the title switch until now. Very hilarious, one of the funniest parodies yet! 555.
My mom is the opposite! She is more of a penny pincher! She's afraid of spending money and always stingy with her money! So I keep telling her to live a little! She always tell us not to chew what we can't swallow (or is it the other way around). This is so hilarious, SP!! 555.
Well done 555's
I agree with BJ21's comment
Great BoRap parody; great build up during the song right to the end. Hope it ends up better in real life for you.
Thank you Jack Wilson, Old Man Ribber, SamuraiMaster, Leo Keough, BlackJack21, DJ Blaze, Christie Marie M, Phil Nelson, Andy Primus, and Timmy1000.
I think I've found my SOTM entry for November. It's cool, cuz I can enter it a day after I submitted it. Strategic timing, much?
Whoa, Security code: MEN. Wtf is that supposed to mean? Aha, I joke.
I think I've found my SOTM entry for November. It's cool, cuz I can enter it a day after I submitted it. Strategic timing, much?
Whoa, Security code: MEN. Wtf is that supposed to mean? Aha, I joke.
Mine from yesterday will be my trumphant return to SOTM too!
lol on this, but SP. you must learn how to treat women. although you redeemed yourself at the last by buying her a ring.: ) First rule...apologize. even if you don't know what it's for.
I loved the parody, SP, and I always like ones with BoRap...5's
I loved the parody, SP, and I always like ones with BoRap...5's
Thanks, Adagio. But this parody was basically an imaginary situation. Not something I would do, and hopefully not something my girlfriend would do. =P
(SOTM) Very creative take on the song, SP!
So she's your queen...
One of the top 5.
(SOTM) If I ever date a woman and she shows these tendencies I'll show her this parody, then split while she's reading. Tight pacing, funny as hell, 555!
Maybe I'm suffering post-celebratory sense-of-humour failure, but to be perfectly honest I found this irritating rather than funny.. it could be because we are that broke, yet my wife spends pretty much nothing on these sorts of fripperies.
Thanks everyone. Phil, I understand where you're coming from, we're pretty broke this holiday season as well. Especially worse when my birthday is 3 days after Christmas. But keep in mind this was a 'story', and it's not actually based one life experience, more so an imaginary situation that I concocted. It's like they say, 'You can't please them all', and I appreciate you not straight Unobombing me. The 2's were fair.
...the 2s weren't from me - I thought I'd given it a 5-4-5, but seeing the absence of 4s, and it doesn't take another vote, I'm guessing I gave you 5s :-)
Oh, well then maybe someone's just being crabby. Maybe there's a Two-nobomber?
..a tunabomber? Sounds fishy to me
=D
See above!
I've never been married before but have been in plenty of arguments with girls I've been in relationships before so I can relate to this one.
(SOTY) 'It's WAR!!!!!", Noooooo...it's marriage! LOL
OMG, SP, this was a total trip. Are you SURE you aren't married? You hit a few nails on the head here, I'm just dying with Laughter. EXCELLENT.
I have to echo Agrimorfee's comment...for someone who's never been married, you sure nailed some of the funnier parts. Lots of good lines. Awesome job.
Thanks. Should have entered this in Song of the Year, but things have been pretty hectic lately and I hardly have times for parodies and whatnot anymore. Will try to be more active. And no, never been married, but I'll take that as a compliment, though.
SOTY...soo...maybe it will change once I'm married, but I can't imagine what this chick was mad about. I can't imagine anything more romantic and loving than my guy doing the grocery shopping for me. Without me. That's like...heavy duty reward worthy stuff in my book. This was great...=)
Echoing Arwen's sentiment, as a guy doing the grocery shopping would be WAY beyond my expectations :) But great job, this was delightful to read through.
I am so happy to see parodies of this OS in the SOTY because for so long the song somehow was the only Big 7 song not on the podium, and in my opinion its the best of the Big 7 (even if it really isn't terribly difficult to parody) good job.
For a 16 (now 17?) year old you have demonstrated a profound insight into what can be a very touchy (ec)topic.
Remember...happy wife=happy life
Remember...happy wife=happy life
Yep, 17 now. Thanks for the comments and whatnot.
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