Song Parodies -> "We Will Bork You"

Original Song Title:

"We Will Rock You"

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"We Will Bork You"

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The Lyrics

Bush's latest Supreme Court nominee actually has some judicial experience. However, because he has stated that he does not believe abortion is a constitutional right, he is bound to face some opposition.

Sammy you're a guy, made a big noise
Twenty years ago, said abortion is not a right
You got questions to face
You big disgrace
We'll kick your can all over the place

We will we will Bork you
We will we will Bork you

Sammy you're a fed'ral court judge
Dubya's nominee, think you'll be a Supreme someday
You got Schumer to face
Explain your case
Writing opinions all over the place

We will we will Bork you, sing it
We will we will Bork you

Sammy you're a middle-aged man
Sittin' on the bench, got a fifteen year paper trail
The far right you embrace
You're so off base
We're gonna have to put you back in your place

We will we will Bork you, sing it
We will we will Bork you, everybody
We will we will Bork you
We will we will Bork you
All right
[guitar solo]

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Royce Miller - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment

Don't you just love it when someone's name becomes a cuss word?

Diddims - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment

Yep! And there's so many people whose names have become explitives: R**h (F******) L*****h, A** (The C**t) C*****r, Br***** (The S**t) S****s, among others, and now this.

Michael Pacholek - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment

Sam Alito is qualified, highly intelligent, and, by all accounts, a terrific guy. He's a baseball fan, and he's even from New Jersey. But to anyone who thinks a guy with his extremist views belongs on the Supreme Court... Go Cheney yourself!

Michael Pacholek - November 19, 2005 - Report this comment

Diddims, not that I want you to curse on the air, but who was that last one? I can figure out the first two, and I know that what you get when you cross them is "about halfway." (The former is only chunky now, as opposed to once being grossly overweight. I don't know if his weight is tied to his effectiveness, or if it was the drugs that made him look now like a normal fat human being... not that I'm sure he's human; while the latter is all skin and bones.)

Keloh Cap Leah Cim - November 20, 2005 - Report this comment

Sam Alito is qualified, highly intelligent, and, by all accounts, a terrific guy. He's a baseball fan, though he's from (gasp!) New Jersey. But to anyone who thinks a guy with his sensible views doesn't belong on the Supreme Court... You suck Donkey!

John Jenkins - November 21, 2005 - Report this comment

It is unfortunate that Bork got Borked. But, yes, the upcoming confrontation between Schumer and Alito promises to be interesting, and I'm guessing that the judge will prove to be more rational than the senator. Very well expressed, Steve.

Filibuster Power! - December 03, 2005 - Report this comment

We are now entering the worst hive of scum and villainy in the United States... it's known as the Senate.

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